/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45287608
"Accidentally" impregnating the maid is an aristocratic tradition
>every nobleman gets into an affair with his maid
>usually ends in pregnancy and a "secret" marriage
>In order to compete female aristocrats begin dressing and acting like maids
>maid training becomes standardized for every girl
>entire female social structure of the kingdom is based around who can be the best maid to secure a husband
>everything is maid

How do I stop my kiki from barking at everything?

>>44480277
Kikis, but to be fair, I'm pretty sure once a Kiki arrives, it scouts for other potential masters and orders Kikis for them. I have no proof of this, but I've seen A LOT of kikis lately. They are plotting something.

>>43198210
>>Sandworms are vore
lmao this bad faith shitpost again?
>are you going to massively sperg out whenever monsters like those are posted?
Why would I sperg out about monstergirls in a monstergirl thread? You sound upset. Are you ok retard?
>If not it seems like you're just making completely arbitrary limits on what can be posted due to your personal sensibilities.
next you'll argue incubi are monsterboys or some shit. The lengths you're reaching to justify your dickgirls and paws fetish is just adorable!
>yuri
What are you talking about? Not that it matters since mge monsters need spirit energy to exist so sooner or later they'll gang up on a guy. It's the fate of all yuri in mge so trying to push a yuri angle in this setting seems really dumb.

>>42125817
Mastah has only one maid, and she's a cute slavic brunette.

>>41153454
>Kiki politely knocking and asking her new mastah to let her in so she can take care of him, she knows he's been living off of nothing but instant ramen and rice since the portals opened and that's not healthy

>>40761336
Big breasts are comfy too, though. There's nothing dirty about snuggling up and taking a nap against a big pair of pillows. I don't think I even own any red clothing.

Kikimora are also a candidate. Their profile makes them sound more reactive than proactive when it comes to sex.

>>40619377
>featherduster
Is that what she calls her tail?

>>39293525
Just the two. Pointy ears and sharp eyes in concept art, floppy ears and soft eyes in final design. I always like seeing new takes on designs though, everyone interprets them a little differently. One with very long, rabbit-like ears folded down the back could be very cute.

>kikimora meido that gives you penis inspections
>no matter what you do, you're never able to get it "properly" clean
>even if you shower and wash it thoroughly, making sure to get ever millimeter of skin clean, she'll still say it's not clean
>she berates you and acts frustrated that despite being an adult, you can't manage to keep your penis healthy
>she then proceeds to "properly" clean it with her mouth
>sometimes, if she says it's in need of proper care, she'll even "polish" it with her vagina
>this occurs twice a day at a minimum

https://files.catbox.moe/rs66mr.png

>>21725359
>anon gets up even earlier than his kiki does
>goes all out dressing up, bowtie, coattails, white gloves, the works
>he even slicks his hair back and puts on a little pair of stately glasses
>the day goes down as a sort of role-play, with anon acting like he's always been her butler and her playing along, blushing furiously
>for the whole day anon attends to her, addresses her as the mistress, bows when she enters a room, etc.
>she never gets used to the celebrity treatment, but makes an audible yip when he kisses her hand and seats her for dinner
>for the entire evening meal she catches herself staring at him and blushing, rubbing her thighs together
>night falls, and anon draws a bath for his "mistress", offering her a robe
>she's in the water for maybe a minute before she calls for him, and bashfully requests that he wash her hair
>he hasn't even finished lathering before she starts to lose it
>suddenly she drags him in, rips his clothes off and rapes the everloving shit out of him
>it becomes a regular thing once they're married for anon to address her as "mistress" when it's time to fuck
>if this scenario wasn't her fetish already, it is now

Do you want your meido to get rid of your morning wood without waking you or for her to wake you up first and then get rid of it?

For the guy who was wondering when the mods said it was okay to start new threads after the image limit:
>>/jp/thread/S15525580#p15537291

>>19909324
Any maid that can produce milk is a good maid.

What maid attire is perfect for Kikimora's of the lonely, masterless and matronly Christmas Cake persuasion? Or better yet, one with a Jocasta Complex?

Imagine how exquisite a Kikimora milkmaid would be. She'd embody the best of a big sister, mother, maid, and wife in one being.

>>18790465
By becoming Victorian Meido Maria.

>>18790516
Maid showdown! Kikimora vs Shog vs Nureonago! Which waifu wins?

We all need a Maid Maria-tier monstergirl in our lives, or Iroha-tier.

>>18476800
I'll tell her that her hips say that she is plenty fertile

>you will never ravage your thicc Kikis holes with your tongue and dick after injecting some Manticore venom

>>17412095
Imagine how majestic this milk cow of a Kiki will look when she grows her hair out.

>>17270178
Some busty girls are bound to be intelligent.

>>17225404
Oh god yes.

>>17004105
Is she a big girl?