/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20399963
Anon. You need professional help. You are not well.

Fungi are awesome and you should appreciate their role in the Earth's ecology.

I want to rape a matango in a hazmat suit w/ condom.

>>16152424
>so we can just enjoy quiet lives with our waifus
I can't think of a life more quiet.

>>14560167
Not to mention all the pawjob stuff. Was it last thread where people were going nuts about prematurely ejaculating from an anubis pawjob?
And the yeti footjob stuff. And mudpussy, snakepussy, fishpussy, etc...
Let's not forget being jerked off by a succubus spadetail either. Or anything to do with slimegirls. Or shoggoths. Or tentacles. Or the absurd thought of aural sex with a fennec fox-girl Bob tried to push some time ago. Or gazers making you specifically attracted to monoeyes, while reacting in disgust to regular eyes. And jabberwock tentacle blowjobs. And tailpussies. And fucking dullahan neckholes, both on the body end and the head hend. And lizardgirl footjobs. And the occasional fixation on reptilian monstergirl feet in general.
I could also take the time to bring up the rare occasion when people discuss fucking an arachne's spinneret.
I suppose wanting to stick your dick in a sea slime floatation ring, or a barometz's bubble would count too. And squishy familiar hands and feet. And soft wingjobs from jubjubs, angels, valkyries, other harpies and all that.
You could also reasonably include decisively non-human skin colours. Red onis and blue onis, for instance. Blueberry succubutts, purple and pink succubutts, KC's demon design, hellhound's charcoal skin, the elemental girls, and pretty much every plant-based monstergirl, though I'm sure exceptions to that latter one exist. And while I don't personally feel much towards her, I do think KC's mucus frog design is damn fine work.

At this point, it'd be rather pointless to keep going on like this, though I'm certain that I could if I just took a look on the MGE wiki or my own Monstergirl folder.

>>14491200
>CC Myconoid with glasses, dress shirt and pencil skirt
Pls yes