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OH NOES, LAST IMAGE.

Trustworthy cat, ignore the itching sensation behind your eyes

>>45462646
One Learn Cow coming up!

>>44042893
What about forces of chaos? If Johnny over there is getting a tax writeoff because he cant stop touching shit in old ruins, can I get something because a Cheshire decided to live in my walls?

>>43947769
No, your misspelling completely confused me. I had no idea what you meant.

>Ḣ̷͇͇̳̺̳̟͊́o̸̰͔͚͎͚̯̾̏̆ẘ̸̨̡̮͎̤̘̣̜̙͚̓͗̏̊̂̉͒̇͒͒̎̔͜ͅ ̵͈̀̀̇̌̀͝ẁ̶̧̨̛̥͍̬͍̝̩̮͈̞̯̖͎͕̉̓̆ã̷̧̧̨̡͚͖͕̞͇̝̩͚̳̞̀̈́̿̔̒̐̀͘s̴̨̤̻̪͖̖͕̦͍̜̺̹͒̒̎̌̓̈́̋̿̀̇ ̶̱͇̭̦͚̱̤̳̫͚͙͓̓͝y̶̢̤̱͙̝̹̯̱̎̀̂̿̿͌̀̐̃͊ö̶̪̣̤́̀͛ų̶̟̹͓̩̮͈̭̖̆͑͒̀͛̈̐̆͒r̶̡̨̨̮̪̤̺̗͇͆̇͗̏̍̋̏̃́̿́̒͒͘ͅͅ ̶̧̞̱͓̫͙̜̝̤̆̈́̑̄̈̀͆̓̍̽̿̈d̸̢̜̬͔̭̳̺̜̳͖͉͚͊̊̒̒͛̑̀̿͘a̸̼̠̫̮͌͂͗̓͜y̷̝̬͔̥̳͍͚͖͈̟̩͐̐̒̓͜͠?̶̨̨̡̢̡̻̖͎̖̭̝̫̪̒̐̋͛̀̓̐̾͑̿̓͝͝͠
̵̖͕͓͇̥̑̈́͛͆͘

>Oh, you don't look too good. Would a blowjob make you feel better?
Never trust a chesh. They are chaotic forces given form.

>>43823178
Jolly

>>43758314
ERP? Enterprise Resource Planning?

>>43709588
If there's ever a day of the rape I will...
1. Find the closest Cheshire.
2. Get Tom'd.
3. Find way back to the Mamono side of the portals.
4. Wife and I seek an audience with the higher up demons or sabbath or whoever did it.
5. Explain Australia
5. Arrange to have all venomous mamono sent there going forward for "cultural reasons."
6. Pic related.

>>43643434
What's that got to do with becoming a priest?

>>43596564
> KC this
> KC that
But nobody ever talks about the Sunshine Band!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wJLMe2mLoE

>minding your own business
>something hits your window
>go check
>a cheschire is throwing small rocks
>open the window to yell at her
>as soon as you open it she teleports inside your room
>I'VE GOT YOU NOW, IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!
What do?

>A man marries an echidna, and she has their first daughter, an echidna.
>Then his next daughter is a baphomet.
>Daughter #3 is also a baph.
>Daughter 4? Baph!
>Daughter 5: Baph.
>Every daughter is a baph.
>It's crazy.
>Eventually, the man takes his wife to a hakutaku specialist to see if she's somehow subtly cursed or something.
>"Oh, of course not," the haku says.
"She's just goated."

>>43321453
Cheshires, but not because they're dangerous; just really, really annoying.

>>43168199
That bunny might not be very happy. In fact, she looks agreaved.

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>>42900607
Close them again, coward

>>42891803
It's called a burrow speed and it lets you move in Bullette time.

Hon, hon, hon! Now Monsieur Anoune, ze Chesvalier Noir shall grant you ze honore to be robbéed of your virginetie!

>>40292480
>>cheshire cat
this fucking cat, WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT HER AND WHY CAN'T SHE STOP APPEARING IN MY HEAD AAAAAA

>wake up
>see a purple and black haired woman with cat ears looming over me as I lie on the ground
>she has a smug smile on her face
>time stops for a second while thinking process goes off
>remember
>its the fucking cheshire cat that lives rent free in my head all the time
>she's so smug about it because she finally manifested herself in front of me
>take revenge on her by brutally headpatting her

Anyways, time for a bit of chaos.

>>39992206
Oh no, a gamer cat