/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45531072
Sandworm. You are literally bite sized for her.

What if housewife but house is wife?

There is absolutely wrong with your wife also being your house.

>>42147523
Just marry an ice worm. Her body is built for plowing snow and it has a heated interior.

>>26961363
Sandworm.

She's got a doujin yeah, but that was from 5 years ago and aside from that, there's not much other art of her that isn't chicken-scratches and meme doodles.

P'orcers and black harpy would be next on my list of girls that need more fanart

>>22081353
Are they graped?

>>21982211
>>21982230
Imagine an incubus child being born to a sandworm.

>>21795514
Say what now?

https://i.imgur.com/nvtuNAx.jpg
The spice must flow.
Yeah, I know it's strange seeing a sandworm with feet, but KC sez that they can change the point of attachment to their shell.

>>20890484
Yeah, except you forgot Slimes and pic.

>>20815673
H-hot.

>>20692943
It doesn't seem that hard.

>>20270140
>>20270170
You're both wrong.

>>19989721
>....aaaaand that's how God Emperor Leto II got his new body.

>>19757317
We'd just force ourselves on each other. Not like it'd take much effort either since I'd be living inside her. We'd just have an understanding that if one of us starts getting horny, just go for it. I've got a strong libido, and being a MG so would she, so there'd probably never be a point where one of us didn't want it, especially once incubization sets in.

>>19299438
I'd rather a waifu who was monster from conception. She was born into it, molded by it

>>17554330
>What if you kiss and hug her at the same time, is it a double kiss?
Exactly.

>>17318102
Wake up tomorrow and see this. What do?

>>16914688
1. Sandworm
2. P'orc
3. Holstaur
4. Jabberwock
5. Hellhound
6. Apophis
7. Black Harpy
8. Jubjub
9. Demon
10. Cheshire Cat

What I like is constantly changing, it's hard to name just ten. If I were to go p'orcs, I'd want a harem of them; they're the only ones I would do that with though. They just seem like "pack" oriented monster girls. Sandworm has been at the top of my list for quite some time and is always top five for me.

>>14291045
Here's the thing about internet communities, the more aggresive places on 4chan especially: It's a real-life model of the urban legend about the monkeys and the hose.

>A group of scientists placed five monkeys in a cage, and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on top.
>Every time a monkey went up the ladder, the scientists soaked the rest of the monkeys with cold water.
>After a while, every time a monkey would start up the ladder, the others would pull it down and beat it up.
>After a time, no monkey would dare try climbing the ladder, no matter how great the temptation.
>The scientists then decided to replace one of the monkeys. The first thing this new monkey did was start to climb the ladder. Immediately, the others pulled him down and beat him up.
>After several beatings, the new monkey learned never to go up the ladder, even though there was no evident reason not to, aside from the beatings.
>The second monkey was substituted and the same occurred. The first monkey participated in the beating of the second monkey. A third monkey was changed and the same was repeated. The fourth monkey was changed, resulting in the same, before the fifth was finally replaced as well.
>What was left was a group of five monkeys that – without ever having received a cold shower – continued to beat up any monkey who attempted to climb the ladder.
>If it was possible to ask the monkeys why they beat up on all those who attempted to climb the ladder, their most likely answer would be “I don’t know. It’s just how things are done around here.”

Of course, there's times when the monkey needs the hose, too. Like when they fling shit at the researchers and tell them it's chocolate cake. I just like how I can apply it to quite a few shitstorms these threads have. Y'know, how some people post so aggresively against certan things, and end up making more of a mess than if the thing was just left alone.

Why have we stopped talking about sandworm recently? Was she just partial flavour of the month?

Did somebody say "more reaching out towards the viewer"?