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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pywx3APwEBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_WiXCACndc

>So this is the S.S.Womb? It looks like it has sailed its course and is running on fumes at this point...
>And if I'm not mistaken, we should meet Senchou any moment now... Ah, there she is.
>We have nothing to worry about... Even though Coco is reclining at the moment, she still has more subs and supachas than Senchou.
>Coco, you hold her still and me and Kanatan will punch her. Don't worry, we can turn off the monetization momentarily while we dunk on her and then turn it back on.
>Hold on! What the fuck is a spellcard? Spellcard: Agony of the woman past her prime?
>No, I haven't played those Taiwanese rain dodging simulators! I only play good games like Apex Legends and Minecraft. No I don't know who Zun is... No! I don't fucking know what focus mode is!
>How many bullets are there? There's so much red and blue that it looks like one of Coco's Zatsudans...
>Ouch... Suddenly I can't move? What is this one shot kill bullshit? Who on earth plays games like these? Senchou, if you used the time playing crap like this to find a man, this would've never happened...
>You got hit too Coco? Wow, are those your akasupachas leaking out or what are those red P-blocks? You can't move as well? This is such a rigged fight!
>... Why is Kanatan fine? You couldn't have dodged those things... No don't lie you litte gremlin! I saw you just standing still and covering your face! There were so many bullets that one definitely must've hit you!
>Senchou! Why didn't Kanatan get hit? Shoot that attack again and hit her!
>No, Coco this is just bullshit if Kanatan gets off scotch free. I don't care if we are on the same side, that is just unfair!
>She... has a smaller hitbox? Well isn't that great Kanatan? You get special treatment just because you are a womanlet! But wait... Kanatan is 149 cm tall and I'm 151 cm? This is completely rigged!
>Somehow Senchou's bulletspam just keeps missing her? Even though the bullets pass right through her? Why is your hitbox so small you little cheater?
>Wait... what if the hitbox is actually calculated by your chest size? Yes! That little gremlin is as flat as a cutting board. That would explain why none of those bullets hit her...
>Good for you Kanatan... I guess you win this one... heh. Too bad mine and Coco's hitboxes where too big for this fight... No, you enjoy your momentary glory, go on!
>Senchou's coming down, watch out Kanatan! She has way more subs than you! You'll stand no chance against her!
>No! Your ear isn't hurting right now you little pussy! Stop lying!
>What's that Coco? You have an idea how we can defeat Senchou? Spit it out!
>...
>I guess that's our only choice... I hate the idea but we have no other way of defeating Senchou...
>Quick Kanatan! You have to leech mine and Coco's subs!