/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>you're the only human to move within a mile radius of an old mansion everyone warned you not to move to for fear of vampires, but you know the occult is a load of shit
>sure enough one super lonely thirsty horny vampire who looks young enough to be your daughter starts spying on you from what is her house and tries to break into your place
>forgets like an idiot that vampires can only be invited into an occupied home
>tries to hatch up silly plans and annoys you every day with excuses to mosey her way on into your home such as pizza delivery or needing some sugar, borrow a video game, had a bad dream etc.
>feeling sorry seeing her walk on foot to your home every day you say "sure cmon in I'll make you some tea"
>her slit pupils immediately dilate and her eyes light up brighter than the crab nebula as she instantly latches onto you like a horny cold yeti and absorbing your body heat and drinking copious amounts of blood till you pass out
>wake up to see her cooking you an iron-rich and nutritious breakfast, taking the kettle off the stove
>"welcome to your first day of eternal love... honey~"
You dun fucked up homie