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>Literally Satan adoption doujin
>young Nord is walking back home from playing tag with strangers
>he then sees a Khajiit in one of the alleyways holding a satchel
>"hey there kid, you wanna be adopted by the dragonborn?"
>"No thank you, I wanna go home and worship Talos."
>"Aw, don't be like that."
>Literally Satan puts his hand in the satchel
>"I got a (half empty) bottle of skooma, and a cheese wheel. And guess who blessed the cheese wheel. It's Rajhin, from the country of Elsweyr!"
>"I don't know what Rajhin is. Skyrim belongs to the nords."
>Literally Satan is shocked after being told of his disconnect to the nordic youths, and tries to retort him by pulling out a lute signed by Sven
>"What are you talking about? I know what's hip with the nords these days."
>he starts strumming the lute pretending he's a bard going "Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead"
>the child feels second hand embarassment from the Khajiit's performance
>Literally Satan gives up saying "I'M THE THANE" and grabs the nord
>the nord cannot escape from being smothered by his thick fur and passes out
>the nord wakes up in some shithole two floor house
>stolen wine bottles everywhere, whole place smells like dead horses
>Literal Satan is in his bed shouting into his pillow, knowing that he has commited crimes against Skyrim and her people and can't reload his last save
>the door is locked, so the boy can't leave
>kid just wants to get this over with
>proceeds to steal with Literally Satan
>The khajiit's making weird noises and faces despite stealing sweetrolls
>IjustwantedtoworshipTalos.elderscroll
>the nord's feeling something coming up but wouldn't want to play tag with him, he's probably a Battle-born
>Literally Satan shouts at the nord
>Nord child is once again wondering what he did to deserve this fate as he flinches back with a blank, and frozen expression on his face
>after recovering, the Khajiit threatens the child, saying "I'm going to steal everything in the world, because I'm Literally Satan" with his voice buffed with a potion of haggling
>Nord agrees just because his ai made him forget about this experience and leaves
>Literally Satan realizes the kid didn't take the cheese wheels and decides to eat them while listening to Ragnar the Red

>Literally Satan adoption doujin
>young Nord is walking back home from playing tag with strangers
>he then sees a Khajiit in one of the alleyways holding a satchel
>"hey there kid, you wanna be adopted by the dragonborn?"
>"No thank you, I wanna go home and worship Talos."
>"Aw, don't be like that."
>Literally Satan puts his hand in the satchel
>"I got a (half empty) bottle of skooma, and a cheese wheel. And guess who blessed the cheese wheel. It's Rajhin, from the country of Elsweyr!"
>"I don't know what Rajhin is. Skyrim belongs to the nords."
>Literally Satan is shocked after being told of his disconnect to the nordic youths, and tries to retort him by pulling out a lute signed by Sven
>"What are you talking about? I know what's hip with the nords these days."
>he starts strumming the lute pretending he's a bard going "Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead"
>the child feels second hand embarassment from the Khajiit's performance
>Literally Satan gives up saying "I'M THE THANE" and grabs the nord
>the nord cannot escape from being smothered by his thick fur and passes out
>the nord wakes up in some shithole two floor house
>stolen wine bottles everywhere, whole place smells like dead horses
>Literal Satan is in his bed shouting into his pillow, knowing that he has commited crimes against Skyrim and her people and can't reload his last save
>the door is locked, so the boy can't leave
>kid just wants to get this over with
>proceeds to steal with Literally Satan
>The khajiit's making weird noises and faces despite stealing sweetrolls
>IjustwantedtoworshipTalos.elderscroll
>the nord's feeling something coming up but wouldn't want to play tag with him, he's probably a Battle-born
>Literally Satan shouts at the nord
>Nord child is once again wondering what he did to deserve this fate as he flinches back with a blank, and frozen expression on his face
>after recovering, the Khajiit threatens the child, saying "I'm going to steal everything in the world, because I'm Literally Satan" with his voice buffed with a potion of haggling
>Nord agrees just because his ai made him forget about this experience and leaves
>Literally Satan realizes the kid didn't take the cheese wheels and decides to eat them while listening to Ragnar the Red

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