/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22682957
Only under the right conditions.

Luckily they can all surf in death.

>You're on your deathbed after a dangerous AWOO mortally wounds you
>Your MG waifu and young daughteru are there at your side
>You speak your peace with your waifu before asking her to leave the room
>So you can speak to your daughter alone

What do you say to her, Mr. Anon?

And no resurrection bullshit, you're dead as fuck soon.

Games overs Mrs.Batwoman, hahaha, I wins!

>>13945664
>>13945693
>Thousands of years later
>Anon is found within his frozen tomb and brought back for study
>The Chief Lich researcher of Undead, assisted by Nobel prize winner Wurm Mackinzie, bring anon back to life
>For the specific purpose of gaining hands on knowledge about the past
>Anon finally calms down after the shock that he's undead, it's the future, and that his wife died right alongside him
>Except anon didn't have a wife
>They say they are going to work on unthawing / bringing back is dead wife soon
>Except anon didn't have a wife
>Wurm Mackinzie reassures anon that undeath may have made him forget his past, like his wife
>Except anon knows he didn't have a wife
>The next day anon wakes up to a Yeti hugging him
>A surprisingly cool undead Yeti with the happiest grin imaginable
>And that's how I met your mother
>>13945685 You're welcome dork.

these lights are too bright
this outfit is stupid
the crowd's too loud
i wish i was back in my lab