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Ms. Kiki plz summon janitor team.

>>45411795
>ve haff vays off making you talk

>>44982909
>>44982801
Imagine being a prince. You're raised by your father to despise monsters and train all your life in the art of warfare preparing for the day the vile spawn of evil will come to enslave your people. One day you take the throne and you begin preparations for the inevitable invasion. Then the day comes and it's just a single kiki. A kiki who's only goal is to be your maid, and to pamper you after a hard day at work. There's no trickery, and she doesn't try to force herself on you. She's just a genuinely good girl who loves you. You hate to admit it, but you start to like her too. The problem is if you get married, that's it for your kingdom. Having a kiki daughter be the princess is basically siding with the demon lord in the eyes of the chief god. As you lay in the lap of your beloved maid, you realize just how terrifying mosters are. Using such underhanded tactics, how was man ever meant to win against this?

>>42529691
How awful. I hope that kiki is okay. What kind of psychopath doesn't cuddle his maids?

>>20353757
>tfw no kiki momster
Fug.

>>20232590
>but how could you ever end up with a maid mom?
There are plenty of ways this is possible:
>adoption
>wet nurse turned personal maid
>personal maid that becomes her young masters parental figure while his parents vacation around monster territories and continents

>>19994689

>>19794406
But you have so much to live for!

>>19762757
Delete this.

>>19644395
>though you'd have to deal with her boobs over your face
Yes and?