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I think the biggest joke here is that people actually like Usada Pekora.

Anya? Who the fuck is that, Cole? besides a set of nice tits, I mean.

Hey Cole, you wanna hear a joke? GurAme. Wanna hear another one? TakaMori. One more? Your marriage.

All these Latinx Tentacultists arguing with each other in fence jumper over a crisscrossing hophead, what a pathetic sight to see, eh Cole? I guess Juan Valdez was the norm, rather than the exception! Yeah, I know that case, you think I just picked you to be my partner for no reason? ...what do you mean “Ina is a woman”, Cole? Have you been sampling some of that junkie whore’s stash?

Ina? That cross-dressing cult leader? Probably a godless commie hophead too-wait, you’re telling me that’s a woman? Well, now I know there’s something flatter than the notes she tries to hit!

Over Two Millions subscribers and no celebration? Every Fresh face Jane Doe getting off the bus from Shitsville would KILL for numbers like that and Gura hasn’t said a word! Makes you wonder how much she hates the people who help pay her bills, doesn’t it?

>A private detective, Cole? Seems more like a brain damaged junior whore! Have fun playing second fiddle to Bubba and eating bathroom floor pizza!

>Chasing after a whacked out “priestess”, Cole? No proper religion let’s a woman be a priest, she’s probably just some disgusting left-wing hophead cult leader! And a gook at that!

That Chinese-looking girl, Cole? I knew you had a taste for commie women, maybe this time you can convince her that she Neneeds to get her ass back into the kitchen!

Chasing after a dog girl, Cole? I knew you were into bitches, but not literally! Have fun being ex-husband number 5, assuming you don’t get caught in a kennel first!