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MS. LICH TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS

>>27435237
Because my lich wife can't decide what kind of undead harem she wants to create.

>>23657059
I want a lich to help me with my sleep scheduled by making me an undead so I don't need to sleep.
Then again, she would only redesignate that time as "experimental cuddle time"

>>21484371
Pure "evil".
Sees life as suffering and there for wants to kill and turn everyone into undeads.
Basically an evil overlord. And I love her for it.

>>21042126
>Lich Lilim
She's gonna do some insane fucking experiments alright.

>>21012726
For the sake of science!
I want to corrupt women with my lich waifu. Seeing what does what, how well it corrupts and the results.
What happens if a woman is fucked by a tentacle plant that's been exclusively fed holst milk? I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
What about forcing them into a pool of corrupted water and waiting for them to get corrupted.
Or just give her random potions and see what happens.

>>20675572
Looking at this picture I realize I kind of want to see what would happen if it turned out your lich waifu was actually the royal magi in the past age of the pharaohs. So when her pharaoh awakens she'll just go back to her (with you coming along with her of course) to serve her again.
I bet it would be really funny talking about old times, or the Pharaoh asking you weird questions about your wife considering she tried to get her married but always failed.

>>19750642
Probably mage. And she wouldn't stop complaining about stuff like
>"this is not how this spell works."
>"This spell isn't in the spell list, but I know how to use it, so can my character learn it?"
>"These rules were clearly made by someone who doesn't know magic properly"
>"My character should be way stronger considering X"
>"Can I cast charm person on anon? What do you mean I can't learn that spell?"

>All of this lich talk
Today is going to be a good day.
Apparently one of the artist I tried commissioning a while ago just got back to me about them opening slots soon, but they were going to take mine before the slots are opened publicly. Fullneloson lich pic soon.

>>19385204
She's more than aware of what she's doing. She knows all of the ways to get her husband to fuck her.

>>19385216
>She has half a library worth of "requires a man" experiments
>She's not stopping until she's done all of them with him
>And once that's done she needs to do the follow up experiments
Truly the grates and worst of fates.

Please consider the following. Splicing a holstaur with glacie dna to produce a cow that lactates ice cream.

>>18602950
Liches can be really creepy if they want to. They just choose to not to be that.
A Lich whop committed mass murder just so she could resurrect them as undeads isn't too far fetched.

How do you convince a shut-in Lich to go out adventuring with you?

>>17356967
>Couple's Fruit
>Find undead mushroom
>Make some sort of treat out of them
>One with the pink side and the other with the blue side
>Find single [High level undead of choice]
>Get them to eat it with you (This shouldn't be hard since undead mushroom is considered the most delicious thing to an undead)
>Instant waifu
And that's how I'm going to get my Lich waifu.

With how dead this place is right now, why don't we take a moment to talk about best undead girl?

>>16350131
>Get to final boss Lich
>After a long and hard battle you defeat her
>She lies sprawled on on the floor, all of her powers expended.
>You realize, just like most of her race, that she is completely nude except for her cloak.
>Decide fuck it. You already won, you can have some fun with her.
>Flip her over, Move the cloak to the side and fuck her doggy style.
>Despite her being technically dead, it feels amazing. The best fuck you have ever had by a long margin.
>"Fool! I planed for this, the insides of my pussy is coated with a mixture that will make you addicted to me."
>... Oh.
>"You will serve me for the rest of your days. You got some powerful essence, I will make sure to put it to good use."
>Sure, We'll see about that.
>Pick her up, spreading her legs and keep fucking her while you carry her away.
>Cary her to her phylactery. She's to weak right now to do anything.
>Before she realizes what you are about to do you make the phylactery slam into the ground, making her soul return to her body.
>The full force of the pleasure hits her. She screams and moans while you fuck her.
>Her mixture works fast and you start to tunnel vision on her,
>You might wait a few days before repairing her phylactery.

>>16288223
Good! I like my girls lewd.

>>16188781
>The thought of receiving a lap pillow from some fluffy haired Lich with Incredibly thick thighs and a massive bust
Oh baby.

>>16135013
Good man.
I would let her teach me anything really. Well, as long as I could still understand it.
And fucking her isn't a problem anyhow.

What's with undeads and having amazing thighs?
Just look at them, having your head press between them would feel amazing!

>>16088471
>Lich
>Kiss

Yes, Kiss the Lich and Watch her raise an eyebrow and ask you what you are doing. And then you keep kissing her!

>Sofia
>eerie

Liches are spooky after all. But I like that.

>>16008613
interested.
>"Ah. You want to do more testing? That's good, I wonder what we will begin with."
>"After we are done I'll cuddle you like normal so don't worry. Now lay down."

I want to break a lich's phylactery and then fuck her until dawn.

>>15773531
>not wanting her ass on your face before you put your dick in it

time for ded posting