/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16028436
I'm not defending anything. You don't get Alp to die by shitposting at It, you get it to die by depriving it of all attention. You shun it. It's worked before with Bob, it'll work with Alp and Ovaries.

>>15881415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3d_k_21QPg

>Steal Redcap's titular cap
>Her eyes go yandere style blank
"I see... You're going to steal my cap... the cap my mother wore... and her mother wore..."
>She's just staring at the ground, loosely gripping her machete
>You begin to see it, a sort of red mist forming around her body, making the hairs on your arms and back of the neck stand on their ends
>Whatever it is, it's coming
"Then... I don't care if I have to give everything I've got..."
>Her body seems to get taller, but remains fairly svelte and thin. You're too scared to even move, breaking out in a cold sweat.
>The mist, the fucking mist around her is swirling, the wind is howling.
>You swear you can see a shadow coming up behind her and melding into her body, its Pyramid-like head a deep crimson
>She looks at you with ghastly white eyes, now in the body of a sixteen to eighteen year old flatchest
"Anon... I'M GOING TO R--... DESTROY YOU!"
>Try to run, can't run
>Get thrown to the ground, the machete impaled into the dirt beside your head
>Get absolutely raped until your pelvis is battered and bruised, her smug and yandere gets turned up to fucking 11
>The morning rooster is crowing and she's still grinding her hips into yours, the wet slapping of her cunt overflowing with seed not any deterrent
>It's not until you *pomf* her hat back onto her head that she calms down, the fabric going a pristine white
>Snuggles up to you, rubbing her head into your open palm, wanting you to give her headpats as you let loose the final load into her now virginally tight gobbo pussy
>TFW you will never have a Redcap do this to you

>>14598236
>>14598224

>>14482529
>>14482548
>Be apprentice at a toymaker's shop
>He's a kindly old gentleman with a Bavarian accent, smelling of pine and saw dust
>Often jokes that he keeps one eye beneath his eye patch to help him focus
>You can't help but feel a bit eerie about the life size doll that sits in his workshop, dressed in lavish clothes
>Her unblinking blue eyes feeling like they're watching you
>Over some pints he once joked that she was built after a niece of his, but the girl didn't want to play with such a 'hideous' thing
>Confides in you that he likes the company, and asks if you could help clean her and keep her spic-and-span throughout the days
>Just as a way to remember his niece, her family having died in a fire at their mansion
>Clean her, talk to her, it's nice having somebody who will listen
>A young woman visits you and flirts with you, her son in tow, telling you that a strapping young man shouldn't be working in such a dusty place
>She's found the next morning in a back alley, her son bawling his eyes out
>She was garroted by wires by a 'Phantom' the boy says between tears
>Begin to worry, start leaving the store earlier in the day after cleaning your doll, naming her Maria
>Another young woman flirts with you, her eyes widening in terror one day as two hands clasp around your shoulders
>Get turned around, it's Maria, she's alive
"Am I not goo enough?"
"Is it because I cannot hope or feel or cry?"
"What must I do to gain your love?"
"Uncle Drosselmeier told me I could have you, but only if you'd accept me."
"I want to know what it's like, to be human! To be loved!"
>Before you can react, she binds your arms and legs with wire, dragging you upstairs, pulling her clothes and yours off
>Her abdomen seems more... fleshy than the rest of her, the arms and legs moving in their ball joints
>Spend the rest of the day getting raped by the Doll

>>14358336
The anti-fun is about to begin

>>14354051
Come on, it's a beautiful day. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you