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>>16627595
>>16627598
Well, I mean I've always admired the fluidity of insect designs, for lack of a better word. Outside of the self-loathing, whiny fa/tg/uy bullshit I pull I'd rather write about Regura tier bugs than half-assing greentexts for SnGs about stuff I don't particularly like. It's also some selfish reason about being known for what I write about, rather than the quality of it I guess. But I don't see Peny complaining about being the Undead guy.

Have a good one Anons and always offer your spiders coffee.

>>16290299
They're essentially physical manifestations of the Sin of Lust, so they adapt to whatever will allow them to get into your pants quicker. Do keep in mind the original Talmuddic and Christian interpretations of the Succubus and Incubus were ways to give meaning to nocturnal emissions and erotic dreams.

But, allow me to elucidate. Succubi in MGE aren't nearly on the same level of sexual vampirism that other sources have them at; Yes, they drink your manna and spiritual energy through sexual intercourse, but they're also doing it to mark you as their husband in the process. The added bonus of it being that your body will undergo gradual changes to suit her wants and needs a woman, just like her body will change to suit your wants and needs as her mate.

So yes, in some areas of the MGE world you'll be able to probably encounter a Succubus that gets off on the "Plain Jane" wallflower look, complete with short red hair and almost perfectly placed freckles for maximum "Huh, she's cute". Or you'll find Desert Succubi who're ruddy and tanned and as nubile as a Lamia is flexible.

But I guess at the end of the day only one thing truly matters. No matter how much you think that you're unfit to be a monster's husband, somewhere, out there is a Succubus willing to cross oceans of time to be with you. No matter your fetish, no matter the role you want her to play be it simply waifu, childhood friend, onee-san, imouto, Jocasta, what have you... She's out there, and she's waiting for you.

Fuck, what do I know about anything, I haven't nearly had enough to drink tonight.

>>15745499
You really want to know, Anon? I'll tell you.

There is absolutely nothing more arousing, and I mean fucking NOTHING than to be invited into a Dark Elf's personal play dungeon. We're talking racks, iron maidens filled with demon silver barbs and whips that rather than flay flesh cause a burning arousal in your body where ever they may strike you.

Now, you may think I'm just bullshitting and going with the stereotypical >Le Dark Elf rapes Anon meme. But no, we're going deeper in to the rabbit hole than that. Dark Elves themselves may be practitioners of the erotic arts of bondage, sadism and masochism. But who are the retainers? The men. So what does that mean she wants to do? Train you how to use the stuff so you can eventually help pass it down to your daughter.

"But Anon! That's shit!", no. You don't fucking understand. Like, at all. Dark Elves are goddamned masters of BDSM and depending on your headcanon may or may not hold a certain desert Lilim in reverence. So now you're being trained on proper whipping techniques, edging, the works. You're spending time with her and getting to know her. It's all going good, if not a bit kinky.

Then, lo and behold she demands on the full moon that you be the dom to her sub for once. Leading to bondage suspension sex with her covered in a tortoise shell pattern of leather straps and oiled up with Alraune nectar. We're talking some real "Don't let your daughteru see this shit" kind of kinky. But you know what happens next? Hours upon hours of edging sex with her while it's a constant battle of who can dominate the other, leaving her womb ransacked, your balls empty, and your bodies covered in sweat by the end of it.

Hell, maybe her ears'll have a few love bite marks by the end of it. But I'll be good God damned for saying I want to rape a Dark Elf. I don't want to rape them, I want to LOVE one. I want to MARRY one. I want to do sinful things to one that would make Pinhead jelly!

High Elves are for raping, though.

>>15546431
Personal opinion? I'd rank them Jabberwock, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Alice ≥ March Hare, Jub-Jub ≥ Cheshire Cat, and finally that fucking Humpty Egg load-o'-bollocks that KC forced on us.

Jabberwock - Literally an Ojou tier Dragon who will go into the blackest depths of depravity with you if she decides to make you her husbando. Can be won over by figuratively and literally slapping her in the face with your rock hard tallywhacker. Caramel Cream Wet Dream incarnate.

Mad Hatter - So insane will convince you she's sane or that nothing's amiss before fucking you. Could probably make the sentence of "I think I'll take some cremé from the tap directly <3~" while giving your balls and shaft an otherworldly fondling and you'd never notice

Dormouse - Walking loli sleep rape machine. Perfect for sniffing, cuddling, pumping full of babies. Also the key ingredient in any sleep rape tea.

Alice - Kind of ambivalent about. I'm not a big fan of the "Ever-Virgin" schtick they have unless you take them into Wonderland. Otherwise pretty okay.

March Hare - Outside of her thighs I could care less. Looks like a fucking cotton candy nightmare.

Jub-Jub - See March Hare. Would still impregnate ferociously because titty bird.

Cheshire Cat - Meme'd into hating them just like Manticores. Became a platform for "LE FUTA IS ALLOWED IN HERE!" thanks to certain parties enabling it. The worst part is that now whenever you think to write about one, similar to Oomukade and now Hellhound the threadcanon will supercede your idea.

Thanks Obama.

Humpty Egg - LITERALLY. FUCKING. A FETUS.

>>15533505
Kraken already exists.

>>15533503
Trolls, Elves, Dwarves and Nightmares are technically Norse, just FYI. Hell, one of the less-talked-about fun little things about the Trolls that the movie Troll Hunter brought up is after Christian themes being included in Scandanavian folklore, Trolls fucking hate the smell of Christians and the sound of church bells. Often times becoming murderous if they can get their hands on them.

Part of it being that during the expansion of the Roman Catholic Church, they snuffed out any and all paganistic beliefs to supplant them with their own. But the Norse girls are horribly underrepresented with only about four or five girls currently?

I mean, shit. KC hasn't even scratched the surface with stuff like Hel, Iku-Turso (Technically a Kraken or other sea monster), Jormungandr, Fenrir, Fafnir (Dwarf and Dragon combo woo), Ratatoskr (BIG, FAT, SQUIRREL TATS), Nidhoggr, the Huldra, and some other things like Sleipnir.

But part of me being the faggot I am actually kind of hopes he doesn't do them, because no offense to him but the guy tends to ruin some pretty fucking good ideas like Cu Sith and Cait Siths by turning them into fucking furries. Just my two cents though, take it or leave it.

>>15519932
Except I've convinced myself/been convinced that I don't write Manticores properly so being on a team is so... unisex.

>>15384708
Yes. As I said, all male monsters previously either died out or became women. Given that Dark Elves are traditionally a matriarchal society I fail to see the problem.

Now, we know half-elves do exist because of the profile for the High/Wood Elf and Primera from Fallen Brides, but if you want to open the can-o'-worms of male half-elves or male elves existing out of the LEGION OF DUDES, then you would be better off on /tg/ or just fucking off because nobody here wants to read about male Elves fucking a Dark Elf or some tripe like that.