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>>22613764
Gonna feed that holst hamburgers too
Gonna feed that p'orcs some porkchops

>>22580103
What would p'orc loli's t-shirt say?

>>22425457
Well fuck. Guess I'll just pray I get caught in the crosshairs of p'orc raid or somethin'

Probably the only chance I got besides some desperate devil bug or beezle happening across my disgustingly messy domicile.

I could really use a harem of five p'orc slaves right about now

>When your newly-made, p'orc harem mistakes the bathtub as a bin to place their warhammers

>>19172218
BUIIIII~~

Where's my p'orc harem? I was told there'd be p'orcs here! I'd like five please.

I wanna grope, kiss, and fuck a group of voluptuous p'orcs until they recognize me as their master, and then fall asleep in the middle of a pile of said p'orcs.

>>17224289
All of my waifus love BBQ. They're all really good at cooking it too, almost as if it's in their blood to make good BBQs! They always make it a priority to have one once a week.

>>17113119
That's why I like the idea of being attacked or attacking a group of girls and taking them all as wives at once. No one can really say that they were the first girl. Though personally, I'm not big on harems; the only exception for me would be defeating a group of voluptuous p'orcs and having them as servant wives.

Buii! Uuiiiiiiiii!

>>16823333
>>16823336
Now imagine when you're screwing your p'orc waifu doggystyle and she kept going "wueee" every time you slammed into hard.

>>15949629
Bay of Pigs you say?

>>15558444
A small pack of 5 P'orcs.

Two of them come from the same family. One is the same age as me, just off a month or so, the other is eight years older. Then the other three come from a different family, twins who are a year older, the last one is two years younger than me. I haven't decided on names yet.

They all met each other just a few weeks before attempting to capture me, only to fail by getting caught in their own trap. I ended up saving them from the trap, otherwise they could have been in serious trouble if stuck for a long period of time. They recognized me as their master after saving them from their trap, treating their wounds, and cooking a nice meal for them.

There's sort of a friendly rivalry between them all when it comes to getting my attention, but they all love each other as well. The oldest one sometimes feels like a bit of an outcast in the group because of her age. But truth be told, she's my favorite. I'd never tell the other girls that though! And, I try not to make it obvious. The twins are identical and not just in appearance. They behave the same way and do almost everything together.

Because taking care of all their "needs" is, well, draining. They do all the housework, leaving me to do whatever I want. Usually that time is spent with them, on occasion giving each girl their own day with me, whatever they want to do, just the two of us.

We live in an old abandoned mansion on the outskirts of a town. They've done a lot of improvements on it to make it look nice, and a bit more like home for them. That means erecting palisades and small watchtower in the front where the gate is. Not that there's any danger for thousands of miles, since we're in the center of a massive mamono realm. It's more of a cultural thing for them. But this also ties into the fact that they're very protective of me.

Overall though, we all get along well. If they're not with me, they're with each other doing things together. Jealousy can seep in at times, but nothing to serious to make anyone hate each other. If anyone of them were in trouble, they'd all jump to their defense.

>>This scenario is still a WIP

>>14479276
They aren't even fat though. Hell even calling them a big chubby would be pushing it, can you see any fat on that stomach?

I want to hotdog her P'Orc leg and cum on that fatback.

>CUDDLE SEX
>IN THE SAUNA
>WITH A P'ORC
>FINAL DESTINATION

It does what it's told