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>>45265226
It's important to know Yeti anatomy

>>33305145
Massaging her paws and getting your hand lost in her fluff

I want to hunt Bigfoot

>>22097252

I miss these

>>18292004

>Christmas-obsessed Yeti waifu
>Can barely contain herself as November drags on but is disciplined enough to not touch a single decoration until the November holidays have passed
>After that it's no-holds-barred

>Wears nothing but fluffy Christmas sweaters for a solid month.
>"We have to watch at least one Christmas movie a day. AT LEAST!"
>A 12-foot-tall blue spruce is suddenly dominating your living room and you have no idea where she got it.
>She's got Rudolph footie pajamas complete with a little red nose and antlers
>She says she'll have the decorations down by January 2nd. She never does. She always cries just a little when they're gone.

>>17889686

Yeti.

>>16738407

>>16638811
Took me a while to find since I don't keep my folders well organized.

>>16489802
Nurse yeti might get a runny sniffly snoo or sore tum-tum if she takes care of my sickness

>>16477415
Did anyone ever do one of these for the Dorome?

>>16348542
Since Yeti paws are too big to masturbate with, they either need a daki pillow to leglock and rub their fluff tunnel against or a willing participant to be their daki for the evening

>>15952447
The medical term is her antennae

What part of a Yeti is most sensitive?

>>15419787

Favorite flavor? Root beer.

Brown body with a white top.

I want to massage a Yeti's tummy ticklers and cuddle claws after a long day in the snow

>>15162559
Yeti antennae can pick up cold men from miles away

>>15044118
You want a Yeti then

>>14961060
>not sticking it in her fluff tunnel while hugging her tum-tum

>You'll never get all cozy and lovey-dovey with a Yeti during the extreme winter months
>Drinking hot chocolate in front of the fireplace
>Enjoying big pots of homemade stew
>Cuddling in bed to stay warm
>Her in her incredibly warm, bright red butt-flap pajamas
>When she unbuttons the flap the inside of them reads 'THE CABOOSE IS LOOSE' in big golden letters

>Christmas-obsessed yeti waifu
>House is transformed into a proud, awe-inspiring tribute to the holiday
>She insists on sleeping in Christmas-themed 'jammies'
>She has so many Christmas songs stuck in her head that she can't help but sing them during 'intimate times'
>Like when jackin' you off as foreplay. She even coordinates the strokes of her hand to the rhythm. "Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Laaaaaane!"
>"...Sweetie, I know this is fun for you, but...could you maybe tone it down on the holiday stuff until we finish?"
>She looks at you. Pouts. Her hand doesn't stop moving but the rhythm of her strokes change. "You're a mean one...Mr. Griiiiiiinch."

>Awoken by strange sounds in the middle of the night
>Very quickly notice that something unusual is happening.
>You check your closet. Your entire wardrobe has been changed. Fluffy pajamas (in the theme of Santa Claus, Frosty the Snowman, and The Grinch), cozy Christmas sweaters, and rugged winter outdoor wear that you feel will make you look like a grizzled lumberjack or longshoreman.
>Wife's wardrobe is now similar. Everything is warm, fluffy, and Christmas-themed. Has Mrs. Claus, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Helper Elf PJs.
>Mistletoe is hung in every doorway.
>And over the bed
>And in some random places
>Fireplace is roaring
>Christmas music is playing around the entire house. It's currently on 'Baby, It's Cold Outside'.
>Holiday custard is bubbling away on the stove
>The tree is up and it's lit like a beacon. Customized ornaments, ornate lights, fake snow, a star on top.
>The house is glowing. You can probably see it from space what with all the elaborately placed lighting.
>A nativity scene sits humbly in the yard, surrounded not-so-humbly with enormous Christmas inflatables and animatronic displays.
>Yeti waifu is humming happily to the tune of whatever current Christmas music is blaring through the speakers and taking a tray of cookies from the oven. "Merry Christmas, dear!"
>"...Honey, it's October 1st."
>"Kiss my ass, darling."

>>14427075
That's the proper scientific term based on her anatomy chart, I don't dispute the Yeti nurses and doctors

>Yeti waifu who is absolutely obsessed with Christmas
>The very second the clock strikes midnight after Thanksgiving she's at work
>Tree's up
>Lights are strung
>Mistletoe in every doorframe (and above the bed)
>Cocoa's on
>Electric blankets are out
>It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, A Christmas Carol, and Miracle on 34th Street are ready for frequent marathons
>She's got multiple pairs of Christmas pajamas. You get to be Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman, she gets to be Mrs. Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer