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>>11458509
Of recent memory.

I had only one 2hu dream in my life, in which I started a new term in a university that for some reason looked like a castle. The road to the dormitory was a tiny brick bridge with rosaries hanging from the tiny rope rails, which I crossed on all fours almost shitting myself.
Inside was, ridiculously enough, a normal dorm room, except Remilia welcomed me as my roommate.
I said hi, went to unpack and suddenly she went for my neck. I covered it with arms and she bit into my arm. And for some ridiculous reason, I let it slide with only a "Hey, stop that! Fuck, you left a teeth in my wrist!" The rest of the dream was me studying and getting annoyed by her smiling and staring at me, then I got tired and wanted to get out... and realized there's no way in hell I'm going back through the bridge, and she is lucky to have wings.

Are there any vampire otaku here?

Do you like vampires?
What are your favorite vampire powers?
Don't you wish you could become a powerful vampire?

>Have a dream last night:
>Soon to start a new academic year
>Be moving to a university that for some reason looks like fucking Hogwarts, on the top of a mountain to boot
>Look for the dormitory
>It's behind a half meter wide brick bridge, with shitty rope rails and rosaries hanging from them
>Cross it on all fours almost shitting yourself
>Enter the room
>Looks like a normal dormitory room
>Remilia Scarlet is inside and says she will live there too and we're roommates
>Me "Oh, fine, nice to meet you"
>Start to unpack
>Get tired
>Lie down on the bed
>She approaches and tries to bite my neck
>Holy shit
>Cover my face with my arms
>She bites into my wrist
>Me "Ow, warn before, will ya? Fuck, you left a teeth inside the wound." nonchalantly
>She does not care and lies down on her bed
>Pick up a book and start studying
>She stares more and more intensely, smiling
>Not give a fuck
>Start giving a fuck
>Try to go outside to catch some fresh air because tired of her staring
>Shit, will absolutely not cross that bridge again
>Remember she has wings
>Aw fuck, risk crossing the bridge again and possibly fall to your doom or ask her for a lift and have a favor to repay?
>Dream ends
>Aw shucks

Any fun Touhou-related dreams lately, jaypee?