/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39321148
yes

>>38490867

>>37224876
They go in normal potatoes and they come out as delicious shogtaters. I don't know what happens inbetween.

>>37069865
Because I like my brain unshoggified.

If I asked really nicely do you think my shog wife would take me on a romantic date to wherever it is she comes from?

>>36721759
They seem harmless enough to me.

>>34302948

>>18334138
I'd be a liar if I said Shoggothes were anywhere but my top five monster girls, but I will digress the whole Shog v. Kikimora meme is kind of stale at this point. That and it's kind of nice to headcanon them as sort of a naturally 'elder sister' race to humanity given their and our mutual parent race in the Elder Things, given the Cthulhu Mythos.

>>18316437
They probably don't possess the ability to create spectacular illusions like that. Personally, I want my Shog to go loud and proud, and visit me at my shop every day the local citizenry get a good eyeful of hot Shog.

>>17055867
She'd use precision cleaning utensils.
Tall Shoggoths would also have it easy in that regard since they can form objects from their own mass.

>>16628626
>first roll
>Shoggoth
PRAISE! Praise the Old Ones!
>second roll
>Dark Slime
[sweating intensifies]
>Merrow, Sea Bishop

Strange but satisfying roll.
hopeless romantic Sea Bishop Knight paladin.
masochistic Merrow Healer who can't control her fetish.
kuudere/tsundere Shoggoth rogue who refuses to admit she's cute.
haughty Dark Slime mage who thinks shes DLs gift to mankind.

I'd be rescued in record time.

>>16548847
My shoggoth bro. Don't you ever get gud?

Now with colors