/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36562146
For your sake it better not be nerdhound

>>21647232
Feral anubis, imagine a stuck up sand dog that finally lets her hair down and goes wild no long constrained by rules and regulations

Using my powers as a phantom thief, I have stolen all the text from the uppity slave-driver dog's paperwork.
What consequences should I expect?
>>21278579
Adorable. What's a Fairy's idea of edgy?

>>19204015
I have a great urge to pin an officenubis down on the bed while breeding her womb and kissing her neck while squeezing her paw pads.

>>19064996
What's she gonna do? Curse me to do my homework on time or something? Ha!

>>17981541
But she was cute with short hair and glasses!

Tell me about the Anubis Code, anon. Does it have something to do with paws, either the rubbing thereof or trampling?

>>17833623
There's also this one.

>>17584090
Oh, lame. I'll try and be careful.

>>16975345
Gonna bone the nerd anubutt!

>>16895935
I'd want the math/art teacher's eyes on me.

Clumsy nerd!

>MGC Office setting
>Ratatoskr likes to go out drinking with the other girls
>She gets them drunk so she can get information on them, and anybody else
>One day, a new employee, an Anubis, sheepishly asks her about the IT guy, Anon
>"He's really cute, but I kinda like to get to know a guy before I ask them out... And I'm always just so busy, I heard you've worked hear for awhile and know everybody really well."
>"Fufufu... Well let me think... He's really into computers, but I think you could figure that one out, he likes to cook, he's interested in becoming an animator, and watches lots of foreign animated shows and movies, but he also enjoys the outdoors, going on scenic nature walks through the woods and the like, and taking photos of the scenery."
>"Ah! That's perfect! Do you have anything else?"
>"This last bit of information regarding Anon is a touch more... sensitive. It'll cost you..."
>"That's fine, I'm willing to pay whatever price you name."
>"Alright then. Anon is a TOTAL sub. He likes strong, confident women who take the lead. You're a touch taller than he is, so you've got that going for you, and when you ask him out, don't just ask him out, TELL him out, be assertive, try to kabedon him maybe."
>"That's great! Thank you so much! So what is it you want in exchange for your information?"
>"Buy me a round at the bar sometime. I wouldn't mind getting to know you better."

>Ratatoskr cries herself to sleep later that night about how she plays matchmaker with everybody but can't find a guy for herself