/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19710437
Go lick some witght boots somewhere else

>>17016981
>Vampire waifu asks you if she can come into the bedroom, acting like she's an extremely old school revenant
>Acts accomplished while she's wearing a silk negligee, her wings forming a sort of shawl to cover the fact she's absolutely powdered and naked underneath
>Being for the occasion, she asks you to make her a mother again, on her day
>Gets flustered when you pop the question to her how she wants the sex, slipping on her demon realm silver inlaid claws that fit more like jewelry
>The touch of them nettling your skin as she tracing up from navel to chin
"Finish it roughly. Make me cry out."
>Spend the night fucking and indulging in each other, sharing in each other's wanton passions
>Her smirk is undeniable as she nicks you every so often to make the air hazy and thick with your energy, tinting the room red
>Pulling your head in close to her as your pelvis thuds into hers forcefully, she whispers to you
"I'm sorry that I'm such a lustful, wanton woman. But I'm quite sincere, I want another daughter. A beautiful, bouncing, vampire daughter. Not a tomboy like the first who always tries to covet what's mine."
>Her toes curl and her feet go up as she squeals in another orgasm, your rod still iron hard as you take her in her favorite rough sex position, lotus
>Slam her ass up and down on you as she gluttonously bites into your neck, drawing up pleasure, your neck warm and wet
>In one, final climactic embrace, your balls retract and your seed ravages your wife, absolutely filling her with child as she screams into your clavicle
>You're both panting and exhausted when the cock crows outside, rays of sun shining through the slats of the wooden blinds
>She gives one exhausted and resigned sigh at the mess she's made of your collar bone and neck, the deep red spattered across her face and cheeks like a messy child's
>Turns beet red and hugs you whilst calling you a fool when you tell her 'It's easiest to tell you love me when you make a mess like this'

>>16474814
>Harsh dominatrix
Why'd you even marry her if you wanted to change that? If your with her, it's because you want to be under her thigh-high boot. You want her to sexually torment you while talking down to you about how pathetic it is that you're so hard. She'll build you up for hours on end, making you beg for relese that won't come until she decides. And when you finally do cum, she just laps it off of her hand while laughing at your sorry state.
And then once a week she showers you with affection all day and makes intimate love to you as a treat for being a good boy.

>>16216314
Heck, I still have a copy of the informational brochure elf salesmen would hand out. Nobody ever read the thing, but it had some very clear guidelines as to how you should treat your newly owned elf to ensure subservience.

Here's a choice entry from the "females" page:

>Elf females are soft and bruise easily. Do not beat with blunt objects. Use a switch or a whip to avoid breaking their limbs.
>Berate and demean them regularly. Elf women are naturally subservient and will begin to believe you have taken a liking to them if you treat them with any respect whatsoever. Under no circumstances should you offer clothes, proper housing or cooked food to an elf.
>Keep them at arms length at all times. Elves have a menstruation cycle similar to human females and will seek companionship directly before, as they have increased hormonal drive and sexual sensitivity at this time. Should you use one as a sex toy, make sure to beat them afterward or they will grow affectionate. Do not under any circumstances honor requests for "cuddling" or "keeping her company."
>Should an elf become affectionate, she may request "marriage" or "making a baby." Do not humor these requests. Be mindful that both acts are punishable by jailing, death, and euthanization of any potential human-elf offspring.

>>15406214
How would she react if I said I found vampires sexy?

>>15400630
>>15400651
Just accept your fate anon.

Alright /mgg/. You get the MG of your dreams, but before you start an actual conversation, she says one random quote from this:
http://inspirobot.me/
Which she then says defines her entire life.
What was the quote, and how do you respond?

>>14501901
>Have another embarrassing display in front of the missus
>The next day she has lunch with some friends
>She's whispering, but you can't help but feel she's talking about you
>They keep glancing over at you
>The vampire is staring you up and down, licking her lips a bit
>Later she pulls you aside
>'Such a naughty boy. But you sound like just my type.~'
>'If you ever want some more... stimulating work, you should call me.'
>The missus shoos her away before she can poach more of her help.

>>14426969
>Date a Vampire
>Despite barely looking 30, she's impossibly old
>She's been through the rise of America Napoleon's conquest of Europe, the British Empire, the Ottoman Empire, and much more
>She has even told you stories of the time she met Genghis Khan
>Her financial connections are so old and vast, she never has to worry about money
>Her long life has colored her personality, too
>She sees almost everyone as children compared to herself
>Even the oldest elves are little more than uppity teenagers to her
>She always talks down to them like a mother would to a child
>This extends to her relationship with you, as well
>She can be a little pretentious about it, but usually surprisingly warm and loving towards you (aristocratic attitude not withstanding)

>>14360514
Vampire. I want her to be my twin or older sister and force me to impregnate her and take responsibility.

>>14271532

>>14271589
I love that picture too

>>14235771
>>14235779
Geez I wonder who may be behind these posts

>>14168711
I just want a vampire to hug and bite me tightly

>>14101087
The other way around. To them we ARE the exotic animals that carry the most valuable and tastiest blood.

They can drink the blood of other animals but it is of much lower quality for them. A higher class vampire would blatantly puke if it ever tried drinking the blood of non-human.

>>14035855
We were childhood friends. Then when we were a bit older we discovered that the reason our families knew each other and they put us to be together all the time was because there was a marriage arranged between us.

>>14008346
>they're implying adoption was the case
Yes. Adoption, bought to the parents, taken by force, whatever. Vampires are love.

>>13838219
Eh............um........nah.

>>13827002

>Tell your waifu to drink in a non-sexual way
>She just nods and smiles, pulling your arm away
>Oh, she's going to drink from your wrist or the back of your hand
>It'll be like an IV
>That's draining your blood
>She holds your hand up, splaying your fingers out
>Jerks her face sideways, the razor edge of her fang cutting your middle finger open shallowly
>Holds your hand above her as her pink tongue comes out of her mouth at its full length, expectantly
>She's watching you the entire time she's doing this as the first drop hits her tongue
>Drip drip drip
>More drops keep falling
>After she's had enough, she pulls it back in, giving an elated sigh of relief. telling you that the sweetness of your blood is like fine cabaret
>She begins to suckle on your finger, her saliva helping the healing process, her tongue running all over your middle finger's length
>Kisses you on the mouth, leaving a small speck of your own blood
"Good enough, Darling?"

>>13632223
Maid type: Vampire
Name: Marion
Personality: Polite, intelligent and curious.
Statement: I think I understand the general idea now Master. Perhaps if you’d like I can try playing together with you?
Notes: Brings her own entertainment system and books. Blood vials and SE Crystals will be provided by MGC Maid Central for as long as they are needed.

Marion came in contact with MGC Maid Central at the age of 16, being forced out of her home due to an ongoing conflict between her older sister and her mother. Being unable to safely stay in her mother’s mansion and having her valuable collection “set ablaze and blown to pieces”, Marion sought out a new home at MGC Maid Central. Marion was quickly recognized by various teachers to have a talent for serving others and had no issues with her maid training, rolling through her years and finishing her final maid exam at the age of 19 without any issues.

Our interviewer Kikimora seemed to be getting along with Marion quite well and commented that “for a cold corpse with malformed teeth, you actually know how to keep a place clean”. The Kikimora interviewer describes Marion as an “orderly and classical looking girl from better times where maids still received spankings for not wearing their uniforms properly”. Marion prefers to wear an older red colored variant of the current standard maid uniforms for maids. These uniforms were supplied to her without issue on her request as they would otherwise go unused.
Following a more classical look, Marion has fairly long hair. Which she keeps orderly tied into a ponytail which hangs behind her head. Her long hair and classical maid outfit go well alongside Marion’s small breasts, but tall and slender body. Marion prefers to avoid wearing any jewelry, aside from a small crystal amulet around her neck. Marion mentioned that this heirloom was sent to her by her mother, as gift for growing up.

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>>13737443

>Vampire Countess has you on your back, pulling your right arm up towards her, her pale feet leaving the bed and stroking your arm
>She giggles when you shiver at the sensation of her soft underfeet on your arm as she begins to knead and stroke the muscles of your arm
"Ara... Nice reaction <3~"
>She's been holding onto your wrist, and she continues to sigh and knead your arm, watching you squirm against the pleasure of her feet
"I wonder how you can handle... this!?"
>She lets your arm go, only to have her toes and feet play across the open palm of your hand, applying gentle pressure and massaging it, you can feel your heartbeat speeding up and she gives you a knowing smirk
"So you are a naughty little human, aren't you? Tell me, what have you been doing with this hand of yours to get you so flustered at my touch?"
>Trying to hold it back causes her to redouble her efforts, not a finger, not an inch of your hand is left unmassaged
>You could only begin to wonder what having them on your dick would feel like
"M-m-m..."
"Go on, say it, say it <3~"
"M-masturbating"
>She scoots forward on the bed, plucking your shirt buttons open with her dextrous toes, tenderly opening your bare flesh to her eyes
"Masturbating about what, boya?"
"A-about you, Countess."
>A soft giggle as she reaches your pants, sliding the fabric down and releasing your full mast to the wind
"I wonder what I should do with you, having such impure thoughts about a fair maiden like me"
>Part of you wants to tell her to jerk you off with those marvelous feet of hers, but before you can react, she jerks your arm up and grinds one foot into your face
"Ah ah ah... Not tonight. You're far too slovenly to experience /that/ sort of pleasure, boya."
>TFW she makes you kiss her right foot good night before she sends you to your chambers with a fresh pair of her panties and an immaculately written note saying
>"Feel free to use in the meantime <3~"

Vampires a best.

You finally decided to get some therapy for your unresolved childhood issues! You set up the appointment with an obscure therapist.

1. Hotblooded Gazer: This gazer will use her eyes' flashing hypnotic ability to help you completely push aside your issues. She has a love for aggressive, overpowering, and confident men and will pass these traits onto you subtly through her sessions. She is the most hands on therapist and will barge into your home at random times to take you out for anything from mountain climbing to a videogame marathon. She actually has a sub side which comes out whenever you act incredibly manly. She'll patiently wait for you to push her down and rape her, but if you take too long she'll take the lead and force herself on you.

2. Timid Vampire: The vampire is different from her arrogant sisters and enjoys helping people in any way she can. She loves smart, cultured, and thoughtful men and will use her charms and naturally vampiric gaze to induct you in those ways. She is very involved in helping you and will frequently invite you out after your sessions to her small manor for confectionaries and tea. She is very motherly and caring to the point of letting you rest your head on her lap while she gently strokes your hair until you fall asleep. In her freetime she secretly reads wedding magazines and fantasizes about becoming a mother.

3. Lewd mindflayer: Mindflayers are naturally lewd, but this mindflayer is the lewdest of them all. Her wet squirming tentacles will teach you to become a sex fiend who can charm his way out of a devilbug nest and into a unicorn's skirt (before marriage!) The mindflayer will set you up with her female patients for no-strings-attached fucking as long as you let her watch and masturbate. If you ask for an interesting cause she'll let you use her powers to get any girl you want. You'll probably come out with more issues than you came in as a result of her mindfuckery. She'll also rape you and make you think you want it.

Please remember that a maid is not just a cute monstergirl. Maids have to dedicate themselves entirely to their chosen master and even after their master dies it's not unusual for a maid to wake up each and every day to clean up, prepare their master's favorite meal, and wait for them by the door until it's late in the morning and they cry themselves to sleep.

Every year thousands of maids are abandoned by unresponsible masters who get one for the holidays and then realize they don't have the dedication, patience, or the headpats to provide for them.

If you're looking for a maid right now then why don't you head down to your local maid shelter? Just last week the shelter I work at got a dozen micegirl maids and it's just heartbreaking watching them anxiously pull on their skirts while calling out to their master who personally dropped them off.

And then on tuesday the police dropped off an older wurm maid who kept asking us where her broom was. The poor thing was covered in filth but she still refused to change out of her maiddress until we let her mop the lobby floor.

Please think your decisions through. a maid is for life, not just for christmas.

>>13602851
>The lizardgirl is in the middle of her confession when the window behind you shatters and two pale slender arms grip your shoulders. "Anon! We're leaving before this slut takes your purity from you!"

How do you react?