/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am a heartless creature incapable of truly feeling love for anything, that's why.

>>3541291

Hanging yourself by your entrails is overrated and schlocky. He should instead jump anus-first onto a sharpened wooden pole about six foot long.

>>2793418

>GET OUT OF THAT CAR ARC
>YOU ARE A VAMPIRE YOU CAN'T EVEN DRIVE ANYWAY

Oh, yeeeeeeah....

>>2756257

No, but I give credit where it's due. ZUN didn't really construct a grimdark world of fantasy. He showed us that he was very much done with that by doing Silent Derp in Derp, and that we must disregard the PC98 games entirely.

>>2750172

Yes, but what most people fail to realize is that their lives aren't tailored to suit their tastes and desires. Exceptions will not be made for them. Your environment will not give you special attention, and the world isn't a huge amusement park that serves only to make you happy.

Enjoy life, but do not be eaten up with rage and self-pity when the world inevitably crushes you.

>>2703244

>I can't figure this out, you have one alice that can kill you and let marisa rape your dead body, and another who's soft and cuddlable, why wouldn't you choose the soft cuddlable one?

Why would you do that? She doesn't exist, there's no possible way you could interact with her. She is a fictional character in a video game, and her behavior is dictated as such for you to enjoy the story.

It's like you're asking us why Mario has a mustache. He's Mario. He jumps on shit onscreen and is MR. GAY.

Sense, you are not making it.

Yes...

I wish to be the little dog.
I'm a gigantic furry, please rape my face -nya

What's that, lassie? OP is a faggot?

I brush my teeth with an electric toothbrush.

Therefore, I am significantly more hardcore.

>>2395476

I didn't ask. <3

>>2370586

U mad?

>>2339221

Oh, Anonymous, you delightfully eccentric cad.

>>2103628
>>2103628

Welcome to the club. No one can resist Keine.

Of course, Keine-cock is not for everybody. But then, some people just don't know what's really good for them.

>>2012087


Gee, mister, I don't know! Could it be that /jp/ is more easily trolled than the average Furry?

One of Mystia's eggs.

>>1956833

Experiencing a little case of sour grapes, Elesia?

>>942226

You should bring Sion with you.