/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32101538
Koopa
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Breast Feed Mongolian Cavaly Archer Unit, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on defenseless mothers, and I have over 300 confirmed liters of breast milk drankd. I am trained in gorilla tit rape and I'm the top breast sucker in the entire Mongolian Army. You are nothing to me but just another milk dispenser. I will siphon the lactose out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mongolian spies across the internets and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm that is approaching, kooper. The storm that dries out the pathetic little thing you call your breasts. You're fucking dust, turtle. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can suck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed breast sucking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mongolian Empire and I will use it to its full extent to dry your miserable breast off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" stream was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will GOMAD on you and I'll drown on your milk. You're fucking dust, koopa