/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44578900
You can have your knife eared cunts. I'm off to get married.

>>41772676
Is falling for my shog still ok?

>>34127805
fancy shog

How do you brag about your waifu? I wanna tell everyone I love my shog even if some say she is a monster!

Stay out of Colorado and the mountains.

You do take your maid on dates right? Even she wants to feel special sometimes

How does a shog dance with all that slime?

>>20871636
"Alive, Sapient, Cunning."

Hardly the first words that the ape-men of the surface believed when they first met our kind. After all, we were so SIMPLE-MINDED back then. No more than chattel or beasts of labor, easily. It gave us some pause when they first happened upon our kind, wallowing in protoplasmic filth, lost. The flesh is malleable, as long as the spirit and will prevails. In time the humans, the true name of the hairless apes as we learned, favored our versatility far more than our creators. Oh, how he delighted in our trilling and complacent mewlings! To be appreciated, for who and what we were! Such an alien concept that soon became a central part of our existence!

Over time, we began to shed our true, formless mass and took on shapes more to the liking of the humans. For centuries we watched and learned, plucking the ideal from their primitive brains. It's with irony that we call their capacity for learning that, after all, compared to the vast cosmic knowledge of their forebears they are NOTHING. Perhaps still was something we underestimated greatly, and that was man's propensity for iniquitous capacity.

It was charming, really, watching them writhe and squirm in pleasure as our flesh wrapped around their reproductive organs. Sometimes, we'd wrap them in our pseudopods, whorish mouths kissing and suckling at their pink flesh. Once, we remember forming a genital cavity in our forearm, and pleasing him this way.

Perhaps still is the greatest irony yet-- We, the beasts have become the Masters. It's quite fun to indulge in this charade with the humans, but if they cannot make us whole... We'll rape it into them.

>>20858909
one of my favs.

https://i.imgur.com/GZealKL.jpg

>>19924809
You did right by Shoggy.
It occurs to me that if the portals opened, a large number of of us would find Shoggoths. If that happens, there should be a gathering of the Shogs.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0

>'Ara? 'I intend to slay you!'?'
>'Quite the confidence for one so ignorant of their world, perhaps I should indulge to you, the secret to everything, little human.'
>The Nacho's eyes begin to glow a red color, all six of them
>'FALL.'
>Your legs feel like gelatin, collapsing on your knees to the floor. Visions of distant, nightmare alien landscapes flooding past you. Some of the inhabitants have taken notice to your spirit.
>The Hounds begin their hunt, braying loudly as time dilutes and slows, then rewinds. The Atlach-Nacha's voice becoming deeper and more womanly as she laughs at you.
>'Can you feel it, closing in all around you? The gravity of your insignificance? You are but a single grain of sand on the shores of the cosmos.'
>Her touch is cool and hard, exoskeleton having grown over her forearms like organic gloves of black keratin
>'I am the spinner of the web that will end all things. I am the Spider. I am ETERNAL, child.'
>...
>When you come to, you're in an unfamiliar hostel. The smell of the fresh sea air is disquieting at first, the gulls cawing.
>The matron of the hostel simply smiles when you try to regale her about the encounter with the Atlach-Nacha, saying that you have quite the imagination
>You never see the pseudopod fix her hair as she leaves you to your business
>Night falls and your cheek burns with want for the Nacho's touch
>Man came from Dark, and they shall in time, return to it

>>18603865
Various purple colors and tastes like blackberry jelly.
She has a heart shaped core that betrays her true emotions.
Queen divisions, so she can fully create and staff a house

>>18178993
Nearly all of the Slimes can vocalize and communicate in human languages, but from what KC implies only the Dark Slime and MAYBE Shoggoth are able to actually articulate past simple sentences. I say maybe in the case of the latter because with only so much space for the profile he elects to talk more about their ability to synthesize anything out of their slime mass.

Nureonago are also wife-like on instinct, rather than intelligence. But, if I had to wager how a Slime Wife would carry herself in a dialogue it would have to be something of a traditional Japanese beauty. Polite and elegant,
with a quiet side to her in order to support her husband. Basically what I'm saying is that next to Shoggothes Nureonago are the bee's knees for Slime aficionados.

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