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>>24647670
Probably hates me when she found out "Her Daughter's Man" grinded and hammered (Non-sexual way) the savage out of her. Now she went from Next-In-Line as the chieftess of her shitty backwater amazonian tribe, to very dilligent company assistant, and personal secretary.
Every time we do family gatherings, either she >shits up my home by Bringing in dirt,
>ruining the house by destroying shit and being a nuiscance
>(like purposely leaving lights on or the fridge open when she throws out some of the food there for her 'Traditional Amazonian pickled snake' which wvwn used a shitty wooden cup, rather than an actual jar),
>And willingly ignoring the instructions I tell her when using an appliance, breaking them soon after, then complaining to me that "This city life is too complicated and isn't good for your soul. Things are easier back in the tribe, and my daughter should move back there as well. This 'Civilization' does her no good."
>She broke 3 microwaves and an Oven during her stays and constantly demanded to make a bonfire with my 200 year old bonzai tree as tinder...
>Meanwhile, I see her in the corner of my eye, looking away from her mom in shame while talking with her dad.
>Good thing that, whenever it's my turn to visit her tribe for ceremonies, I always bring insecticide, fans, powerbanks, phone, lighters and etc, just to name a few, and then rest easy when our sleeping bags came with a mosquito net.