/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33373167
Fuck you

>>33339909
>cheshire greets the young king with a corny joke
>the kind of ironic not-joke that nobody would laugh at
>cracks up
>pic related
>can faintly hear a voice that sounds like it's coming from her womb asking to be bred

>when you're in a private hangout spot in an mmorpg having e-sex with a female player and you hear your momster in the other room moaning your username

>>21371905
>tfw you will be able to fuck the smug out of the smugcat
At least I can dominate vampires in the sunlight

>>21046143
I like your waifu too

>>20718425
>Like pottery.
Pottery class with Cheshire Cat!
Makin' fun of Gnomes!
Laughin' at the Worms!
Even though they try their best!
Rollin' on the tables!
Havin' lot of sex!

>>20048299

>>19998442
>not kidnapping that boy from across the street and locking them together in a room

>>19292016
Enjoy your three-day vacation.

>>19132043
This would've been more effective if you used a spoiler.

>>19099909
By eating their vaggies.

>>18930994
>It was just an elaborate, month long ruse
Cheshire would be impressed.

>>18689224
Hard to shitpost if she's getting her ass plowed all day, and I doubt she would opt for internet trolling over a healthy dose of dick.

>>17471077
You seem to be under the assumption that she's wearing them. And remember, anon: Turnabout is fair play.

>>17088090
>this is what lying on a Wock or any other big thicc girl is like
>this is probably what laying on that thicc bayou Gator from earlier is like

>>16990605
That's good, because I want to see how she reacts, too.

>>16963798
Unf. I hope that each 'checkup' involves a thorough pat-down & cavity search (of her).
What happens if I resist arrest?

>>16526442

Well I don't think any of this is real. It all seems pretty fake to me. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put a stop to that miscreant's deeds.

>>16163024
That cat's got a booty that I want to bury my face in.

>>16016445
Well, if she's just going to break into my house for a taste anyway, I might as well enjoy it. That butt's gonna be cherry red before I'm done.

>>15829098
Well, do you want that Cheshires belly to be gravid with kittens 9 months down the line?

>>15487587
You can revenge rape her in the sense that you fuck her for messing with you, but that's exact;y what she's hoping for. She wants you to throw her onto the bed, push her face into the pillow and then pound her ass as she yowls in pleasure. You gotta get ahead of her, rape her before she even think of pranking you.

Or meet her pranks with cuddlesex. That'll stump them.

>>15399333
That's the night when they both become adults.

>>15368941
The owners of those plump peach shaped rears aren't going to laugh after I'm done with them.