/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42536142
Absolutely.

>>42490343
that's right

>>41791720
I too wish to honk their chub

>>40605203
>it was odyessus
Fucking Percy Jackson screwed me up. I keep blending the golden fleece and the cyclops story together because of that damn book. Doesn't help I couldn't stop thinking of the part where Odysseus hides under the sheep. Reminds me of this pic.

>>40188517
Grapple the goat!

>>40163576
It's not just the succubi. I tried summoning a baphomet, and look what they sent me!

chub grope

>>39087327
didn't read, proceeding to molest chub

>>38384964
yes

>>38172121
>they can grope you all day long
>you can't
I don't listen to bullshit laws

>>38022333
how would you bully?

>>37343075
bully goats

>>31820423
I want to pinch monster chub.

>>29546570
Monster chub needs to be molested.

>>26130304
Bully monsters by pinching their chub

>>23450163
I'll agree with you about the pudge. Gonna embarrass chub monsters by pinching their tummies.

>>22490738
Just call me THE WOOLY BULLY

How would you bully a sheep?

sheep are meant to be lovingly bullied

I want to woolybully a pudgy sheep

>>17090008
Please explain the stretchy meat meme to me.

>>16560096
>>16560109
>>16560132
I want the fatties and their enablers to leave.

I want to find new ways to bully weresheep
>your favorite weresheep target is in the changing room after gym class getting back into her uniform
>she's the last one in there, at least that's what she thought until she looked over and saw another weresheep huddled in the corner with her back turned
>"Um, are you ok? The next class will be starting soon, so you should hurry and get dressed."
>she walks over to check on the other girl, and just as she's about to touch her, the other sheep springs up
>she lets out a startled bleat as the wool is cast off, revealing it was you underneath, wearing wolf pelts that leave your toned chest and abs visible to her
>you grab her and pull her in close, fondling her all over. you bend down to her ear and whisper "Didn't your parents tell you to watch out for wolves in sheep's clothing? Look at all this delicious meat on you. I'm gonna have fun eating you up."
>you fuck her in the privacy of the changing room until she's stuffed with baby batter and leave the pelts on her as a blanket after she passes out

>>16374551
>summer comes and she shaves off her excess wool
>tell her to come by the storage shed during lunch because you want to "confirm something"
>she shows up, but doesn't see you as she walks inside
>that's when you jump out behind her, close the door, and grab her pudgy belly
>"Haha, I thought I felt something under all that fluff whenever I squeezed you tight. Looks like you're a good pillow even without your wool."
>she's breathing heavily and fidgeting as you continue to knead her plump body all over
They don't call me the Wooly Bully for nothing!