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>>13490422
>Suddenly the chamber is filled with her booming laughter
>'It has been too long since I've met a human as quick-witted as you! That tongue of yours could make a succubus blush.'
>She seems to have decided to spare you
>'I can hardly remember the last time someone has roused me so. It feels invigorating to be up and about so much!'
So then, I take it you will let me free?
>'Yes, human, you will live.'
Oh, thank you so mu-
>'On one condition.'
O-oh... yes, of course, o gracious Dragon. What would you have of this humble pickpocket?
>'I have been asleep for some time, and I realize now how much I have neglected certain... needs of mine.'
Needs?
>'Surely one as spry and eloquent as you would not object to servicing one with such 'radiant magnificence' as me? I might even let you see that treasure you were so keen for a bit more intimately.'
>Gods above, save my poor soul...

>>13471926
Excuse me, I meant to say
"dump me AFTER a while"

Because I'd be to stubborn to actually be dimmed you know?

>Hey there hubby, why don't you be a good pet and lick the scales on my feet clean, I know you want t-
"Shut the fuck up you ugly, pompous inbred rat I'm trying to play GTA. Find some other cuck's face to stick your moldy cunt into"

I have a very active sex life as you can imagine.

>>13388401
You could try black scales. For me.

>>13372663
Dragon.
The thought of one trying to maintain its haughty attitude as she slowly gives in to her lewder instincts makes me hard as diamonds.

>>13353331
I would prepare a large amount of meat
I'm guessing that's what dragons eat anyways

This thread needs more dragons

>>13304742
But I can already have that, along with massive piles of dosh

>>13294669
Well, magma might be a stretch, but at least you can handle the spring she boiled herself?

>>13273597
>Dragon waifu always gets the early bird special deals and makes me wake up early to go with her
>Always takes forever while shopping at the store
>Goes on about her younger years
>Rants about kids being on the lawn
>Complains when they use their skateboards on the sidewalks

>>13194725
>Chuuni Anubis
Adorable.

>>13194749
I think so. There's a natural hot spring buried somewhere up in that mountain too, among other amenities.

>All these Ushi-Oni commissions

Alright guys, which one do you and your waifu fall into

>Popular Monster Girl that gets art and commissions made all the time

>Manticore so .less draws her all the time

>Unpopular Monster Girl that has no art

>You have to commission any art for your waifu because you're the only one with her

Which one are you? I'm the last.

>>13164404
I want to be doted on by my Dragon Mistress!

>>13158298
Frankly, this thread is so full of autistic shits that I can't blame .less for trolling them like that. It's amusing, even if the shitstorms they kick up distract from nice stuff like greentexts, situationals, and occasional bits of actual, non-idiotic discussion.

So long as he keeps cranking out 20/10 lovely things like this on top of his occasional troll pics, I've no problem with it.

>"I could make a long speech in an attempt to seduce you and make you my treasure, but I think it's clear from your look that my appearance alone has charmed you. Perhaps we can skip the formalities and you can hope in her and entertain me for a while."

Uh oh! Due to a Tanuki, you are now being sold off to a Mistress to be her servant! But she'll let you choose who she sells you to. Choose.

>Vanilla Lady Dragon
The typical image that comes to mind when people think of serving their loving Mistress. This Green Dragon is tall and mighty, and lives in a lovely modern mansion on the fancy side of the town. She's very proud, far beyond a fault, and quite strict. Her pride won't allow her to admit how much she truly cares about you, but she'll begin to give you lewd orders in hopes you'll far into your lust eventually. She'll treat her servant quite well. If you want a typical experience, here you go.

>Twisted Yandere Jabberwock
Living on the creepy mansion with some lazy undead roomates, this Jabberwock is a Christmas Cake who has gone years without a man's touch. So she decided to buy it. And she LOVES YOU. Despite being her servant, she'll cuddle and care for you more. However, she's very twisted. She loves to bathe in the blood, and her wealth keeps the police force chalking things up as "Unfortunate Hunting Accident." It also happens to be a fate that befalls the Human Girls who dare give you a lustful look. The Vampire and Wight know full well your off limits and will make no attempts, and would prefer to play vidya and have you clean up. If you find evil and attractive 8 ft reptiles hot, here you go.

>Ara Ara Kitsune Grandmother
This Kitsune won't tell you her age, but you assume it's well beyond thousands. She lives in a temple, and you'll serve her and assist with it's uptake and religious rituals. Not many visit her, so there'll be plenty of alone time in which it's just you and her, and she'll make small talk. She gives off an aura of smugness, though in actuality, she's motherly and humble. One night she may even invite you to help her with her Shinto Uniform, which clearly doesn't fit a woman her age.

Or you can take the Secret Box. It was donated by the Robot Devil though, so you probably don't want it.

>>13108186

>"Anon? Anon? Where is my Servant?"
>"Oh, there you are! You know the protocol, I require someone to join me in her and help me wash my back end elsewhere. Come now Anon, get in here."

>"Servant? Come hither, I wish to speak with you."

>"Yes, it's about that Anubis Girl, you know who I speak of, you haven't been conversing with her, have you Anon? I hear she's been doing silly things, telling men to help her serve the Pharaoh, saying she's the one true queen of the land, you know better than to entertain her thoughts, do you not? Am I not your only goddess, for now and ever?"

>"Yo boy, this springwater isn't hot enough. So why don't you jump in here, and we can really start to heat things up."
>"Hey there boy, you're pretty hot stuff. Why not hop in here since you keep firin' me up."
>"Waddup there baby, you know this springwater ain't natural. So why don't you join me and I'll show you just how wet I am for you."
>"Alright Servant Anon, which one of those pick up lines, which of those "Pick-Up Lines" did you think was most effective? I'd really like to try and pick up a nice man here since it's my last day before I return home, but none of them seem to accept my advances. They aren't as approachable as you are Anon. So, which one of those lines do you think will give me the best chances?"

>"Servent? Where are you? You're late, you're supposed to have been here 10 minutes ago. Now get in here and wash me. I want you to clean every inch of me."
>"And I want you to clean several parts with your tongue."

I want to serve my Dragon Mistress!

>>13005298
Okay, so prideful and lordly/haughty....
What else is there to think of?

>>12994355
Dragon demands. Man obeys. The Wheel of Time continues to turn.

>>12988159
Y'know, there're reasons I adore this kinda thing.

Also, based .less is based.