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Galactic tailpussy domination

>>40519538
>Manticores rule the universe!
They are so OP, if just a couple of them manage to land on a planet they make all of the defenders give up and welcome the rest with open arms.
Hope next patch brings them in line, I'm tired of the tailpussy meta.

>>40053484
Just sign up for one of those cultural exchange programs, nothing weird will happen, trust me.

>on my way to get lunch
>minding my own business
>suddenly alien spaceships fill the sky
>they look like giant cats
>oh shit
>oh well we're gonna die
>maybe I'll get a waifu in the next life
>shuttles leave the ships
>one lands in front of my car
>it takes up the whole street
>oh shit
>almost wreck the car trying to avoid it
>a creature comes out
>furred arms and legs, bat wings, tail ending in a mace-like lump, cat ears, huge tits(?)
>she fires some kind of ray gun that makes my engine die
>she leaps and lands on the hood of my car in a single bound
>thats gonna be expensive
>my door is ripped off
>"HUBUBSBAN"
"What?"
>"HUBUBSBAN BE HUBUBSBAN"
"Okay?"
>she rips me out of the car
>holds me like I'm a big teddy bear
>we enter the shuttle where I can see lots of similar creatures
>"Hububsban."
They all start clapping

>>33091762
I was making a reference to a space video game.

Beware! Do not make contact with aliens. Stand still stay quiet

>>21441108
Let's hope the next job he lands takes him somewhere safer.

Consider this, how would the different type of monster girls play Stellaris?

Something stupid I made in Stellaris within fifteen minutes.