/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When Kiki has had enough of me not having sex with her and goes full extremist and ties me to the bed
But then her attempts at getting me hard don't come through and she demands to know what sorcery I'm using to stay flaccid and I reveal that I anticipated this and already masturbated 5 times today so I'm all out of cum and now she can't rape me
Kiki's face when
I will not fuck her
I will not impregnate her
I will not fall victim to her promiscuous fantasies for me
I will stay pure and she will cope

>>38260965
Bullying your meido would be "learning" how to not get yourself all messy with peanut butter, and then telling her that now she never has to clean you off ever again.

>>35016075
>I was only trying to be polite!
Try being polite when you tell her you don't want her after a week of misleading her into thinking she's welcome in your house. She'll feel like she's been used and discarded.

>>28152568
>I always wondered if Kikis would awoo or squawk.
Squawoo

>>27619259

>>26184391
>he thinks she may NOT be licensed

>>25658636
There's also an adult kiki card, but unfortunately, that one is private
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83764488

>>23424006
The headmistress brought the still seething Angela to her office, and quietly shut the door behind them. The office was frigid, but did little cool her temper. The room itself was cramped, hosting a solid oak desk and various display cases containing trophies from regional and national tournaments. Each and every one of them held the same words Gwendolyn Stark, first place. At the very back of the room rested a portrait of an old kiki with a broom nestled below on a rack. Angela was ordered to take a seat and did so without a word. Headmistress Gwendolyn could not bring herself to calm down, and so pulled out a pack of marlboros. She pulled one from the pack and lit it taking a long drag.

>Headmistress what the hell are yo-

>Shut up! This has been my office for over 20 years! I can do whatever I want in here! You need to worry about yourself! After that display I don't know how you can rant about the other students being q disgrace when you pulled a stunt like that! In front of a fucking client no less! Do you have any idea what that man is going to tell people? Do you have any idea the absolute slap in the face you've just delivered to this school? We have a reputation to uphold and you just pissed all over it!

She drove a fist into the drywall as she spat the last line. Gwendolyn fixed her posture and dusted off her fatigues.

>Angela, how long have you been a senior graduate?

>Excuse me?

>How long? Answer the question!

Angela mulled over the words in her throat before muttering,

>Thirteen years, ma'am.

>That's right, thirteen years. Along with your years of education that comes to seventeen spent at this school. Do you know the expected maximum time a student is to spend at our school? Eight. Four years of education, up to four years spent trying to get hired. You've more than doubled the maximum threshold.

Gwendolyn slumped into her chair and threw her feet up onto the desk. She let her neck fall back as she stared vacantly at the ceiling.

>Angela, I think its time you admit to yourself that maidhood is just not in the cards for you. No matter how much you practice your techniques, no matter how much you pray, it's probably not going to happen.

Angela was struck with pure terror as she realized where the conversation was heading.

>Headmistress please don't kick me out. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lash out I ju-

>I'm not kicking you out. Quite the opposite, unfortunately. In fact...

She put out her cigarette, burning a spot onto the oak desk, before cracking open one of the drawers and pulling out a beret that was identical to her own.

>...I'm cursing you.

>W-What's that?

>A long time ago, this was given to me by my predecessor, and I was hoping I'd die before I ever got the chance to pass it on. I was like you at one point, only I'd spent 20 years waiting for my master. Before the previous headmistress intervened. I practiced every day, and I achieved all this.

She motioned to the many trophies in the room and cracked a hollow smile

>I was the very best maid of my time. Only problem is, I never became a real maid. I never supported anyone. I never found the love of my life, and the way things are going for me that's going to be the case until the day I die. I've done everything I can for you. I've kept your file on top of the pile for the last ten years, you are without a doubt the most dedicated student I have ever had the privilege of teaching at my school. And yet it seems you will follow in my footsteps in the worst of ways.

Angela was speechless, the headmistress wore a wedding ring and yet...

>Close to 50 years I've been at this damn school. You have no earthly idea how badly I want to leave. Maybe its my own fault, perhaps my love for the art of maidhood exceeded my love of men, and now I can only wonder if it's all just a bunch of bullshit. Ah well.

>Headmistress Gwendolyn that's absurd you can't be serious!

>How is it absurd? You see that picture there behind me? She died without ever getting a master. So did her predecessor and every other maid that came before me. Somebody has to stay behind to make sure eveyone else is doing it right. Do you know how happy I was to see your mastery of the sweeping katas? For a brief instant I began to believe again.

She handed Angela the beret.

>I want you to become my pupil to ensure that the art of maidhood continues to be upheld.

>Headmistress..I...

The headmistress' smile did not match her words. With every syllable that escaped her lips, Angela could only slink further and further into despair. Had she truly done everything she could to help her get employed? Was this really her destiny to sit in an office for the rest of her life hoping she never has to see herself get replaced? It couldn't be true, it shouldn't be. It insulted her understanding of reality. Were there really those among her kind that were cursed to forever be without a master?

>>19812707
>Kiki cleaning another man's house
Isn't that NTR?

>>19778677
Stop you fool, you'll summon "him"!

>>19773873
>Profile hidden

>>19720552
Fuck.

>>19646535
>All together I think they took over a year.

>>19506502
Silly maid.