/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19829310
Why do you ask?

>>19625884
Anon at this point you're basically holding up a chicken, screaming "THIS IS AN OSTRICH" and snapping at anyone who tries to tell you that it's obviously a chicken.

>>19524697
>doesn't have the colored version
>when he obviously got it from the wiki
How does it feel to be a dumbass?

>>19334461
What would happen if Bollocks got portal'd?

>>17348268
I'm a sucker for a Cheshire with an east London accent. Not quite cockney, closer to Tracer.

>>16470101

When I was hitting puberty, I got bitten by the catgirl bug. Hard. I was basically infected for the rest of my life.

Anyway, the cheshire really hits all the key points with me. She's fun and cheery, I'm depressed and boring. She's a guide, and I'm a trusting person. She's purple, and I like purple. Also I've always been fond of Alice in Wonderland and the concept of Wonderland as a whole. Our world is so limited, but who knows what fantastical possibilities exist in that place?

>>15927780
I agree with you, Anon. Your opinion is worth nothing.

>>15904089

>Word of advice, Pervert: never forget what you are, the rest of the world won't. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

>>14862623
>Character literally born from a meme
Not even Cheshires are as autistic as that girl

>>14589313
Nothing wrong with a bit of spoiling. Like buying her a cute dress and petting her behind the ear when she smiles and says "thank you onii-chan."

That's the stuff heart boners are made of.

Happy new year from England, here's to another year of cute girls, silly arguments and longing for monster waifus.

>>14528868
>Tamed by a Cheshire
>All her commands include awful jokes and puns
>She purrs softly as you lick her feet and gently pulls the leash towards her so she can give you a head pat as a reward
>Her smug smile has hints of love and affection as she pulls you forward for a kiss and pushes you onto the bed
>It's then she disappears and silence sets in
>You're used to this by now, she's doing this more often lately and you know she won't appear until you beg for her touch
>Upon hearing your words her body materializes on top of you and her tail wraps around your shaft, slowly guiding you into her waiting slit

>>14425295
>Rough yet passionate first time with a Cheshire
I could die happy after such a thing.

>>14315310
>Official Cheshire H manga

This is the stuff dreams are made of.

>>14248773
That's cute as hell. She's probably the kind to fall asleep being carried home on your back too.

In a DnD or Pathfinder type setting, what race of MG would be the strongest?

I'm thinking Cheshires, to the point they'd need some kind of heavy racial negative. Like, they constantly need to perform 'sanity' checks. If they fail, they go completely nutters, such as grinding their pussy in another character's face during a difficult battle, try to jerk off the king when you stand before him, or she tries to fuck the entire god damn tavern.

>>12853424
You can't desmug a Cheshire.

The harder you fuck her the more smug she becomes.

>>12763069
Go on, anon.

What kind of sex?

>>12670806
>>12670800
>Implying you wouldn't be proactively dated

How about a Cheshire Cat that follows you around, constantly rubbing you with her paws and slipping into your pants? You can't get rid of her because of her faggotcat ways, and she's very determined to get you all randy to the point where you just yell for her to mount you in the street and get it over with.

>>12569862
What's wrong with Cheshire?

>>12325783
Anon, don't give the natives more reason to hate us.