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"Anything else you'd like to discuss?"

"No. I think I'm good."

"Well, I'm still quite curious."

"Are you, now?" You playfully allure while you dig your knuckles into your cheek.

"How about you give me your name now, Mr. Anonymous?"

"I think this will suffice."

You remove the bandages around your face, revealing a set of artificial blue eyes. Artificial Eyes with outlined bat-shaped pupils.

"I'm a Space Count."

Screen shakes to the sound of Van Halen blasting through the cosmos on a 80's hair-metal guitar as "Where Have All The Good Times Gone" plays in the background. The name NOVA FUNK shows up on the screen as the space shuttle makes it's maiden voyage and in slow motion, docks aboard the H.G.O.B.

That'll probably suffice for an intro.

As you enter customs, a orange yellowish tinted goo girl waves you over while pointing to a digital chart. Her oily translucent body jiggles quite vibrantly as she does so.

"Welcome to the H.G.O.B. Space Colony, it's always nice to see some more human males."

"Good to be home."

"Before officially entering, you'll need to fill out some personal information and go through some basic tests to make sure your body adapts back from Zero-G back to our local gravity."

"Understandable."

"We'll need you to take a few pills and if you wouldn't mind, sign in your name?"

The slime girl points to the name section of the digital tablet.

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