/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43754564
>wet matted bunghole hairs
this is the good timeline

>>43701982
I'm going to disrespect you AND your javfu by simply nodding and smiling and NOT replying to pretty pictures without CONTEXT when I see them

>>43518916
Ah yes, an interesting hypothesis clearly inspired by the One Sir /jav/ Theory

>>43494709
>saffles
you're going to confuse the newfren
good post though, agreed on regular idols having way stricter rules on how to live their life

>>43452082
thank you for your hard work and contributing to /jav/ culture sir!
respect for not waiting until next bread to maximize (You)s
(but you should definitely post again when the time comes to share your creation)

>>43439342
impressive!
could it be...... you have once caused a JP woman to "dame" ??

>>43362342
>I'm sorry, sir.
kek

Ever since lockdowns and work from home etc, I'm basically touching my chinpo all hours of the day. It's a habit. It's like my fidget spinner. Even if I'm not aroused or trying to become erect or whatever, I'm just always actively in physical contact with a hand on my chinpo

>>43248299
>short nofap
so... a couple hours?

>>43175286
>all i care about is japanese adult videos haha
Based. Some classmates were mad about me also being indifferent about a bunch of twittercore normie issues and basically making me out to be completely ignorant about world affairs.
Little do they know, I have total awareness of all the main JAV studios' release schedules, upcoming titles, can name hundreds of JAV actresses without any reference, and generally keep my finger on the pulse on all JAV-related news (with the help of my fellow sirs at /jav/ of course).

I have forgotten more about JAV than they'll ever learn in their lifetimes — combined.

>>43117689
That's okay sir! but it's not even really maths at this point because it doesn't follow conventions of Cartesian coordinates and how axes usually work for graphs. This is just a matter of reading comprehension kek

>>43117734
I didn't make or post it, I'm just helping people out since I recognise a lot of them

Good morning, sirs!
I just laughed myself awake from a very funny JAV-related dream. In it, I was happily watching some subtitled Japanese Adult Videos but all the translations read like /jav/ shitposts.
>"oishii!" became "flavoursome!"
>"ii nioi!" became "a fine aroma!"
>"chinpo" remained as "chinpo"
>"sugoi katai!" became "superb rigidity!"
My memory is a bit hazy on the rest but I think there were other fan-favourites like "salacious" and "acme together". "Yarashi" may have also remained untranslated.
Please have a great day, sirs and I hope this brings a widening smile to each and every one of your bright faces.

>>42728921
i pronounce it "ei bi"