/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>EMG fanboys thinking they can shitpost here because their series got the first translation of a chapter in over six months.
Pottery.

>>21282519
Thankfully EMG is a dying series. MGE will win out in the end because we've got better waifus, better designs, and better people!

I wanna hear about the exploits of Gorda Ramsey!

>>18949837

>>13604276
I want to eat kraken sashimi as she focuses all of her attention on me and asks what she tastes like!

>>13556225
You reaffirm your previous decision with a simple kiss. She smiles and lifts you up with her surprisingly strong human hands. "Then it's settled! We're going to leave for the sea palace!"

"What?" You say as she immediately dives into the deep and even farther beyond that.

The water diffuses the light around you. Soon you're submerged in such darkness that you can't even see your waifu's face in front of you, not her smile or her bright eyes.

But the worst of it is the pressure rising through your head. It feels like you're going to die from such insane pressure exerted over your body. You open your mouth expecting to inhale water, but instead feel the cool lips of the kraken press tightly

Something enters you through her mouth and you hear a deliciously refreshing pop. Like when your ears release pool water, but for your entire body

"Are you better now?" You can hear clearly underwater now. Your waifu giggles as she passes her hands over your cheeks. "Look, that's where I live!"

She points off in the direction of lights that form the only noticeable structure in this world of darkness. within minutes it grows revealing a large stone structure in the depths of the ocean

"We're going to be living here. Underneath the sea far from anyone else who would bother us. Isn't it the best?" She holds your hand and covers the remaining distance in a single leap. It's clear now that it isn't a palace, but an abandoned temple shining with glowing underwater lifeforms

Your waifu lays you down on its surface and delivers a tender hug. "You'll never be afraid of those ugly whores again. Now it's just you, me, and the babies growing in my eggs!"

She kisses you one final time, closing off any chance for you to complain and sealing your destiny.

Life in the temple is not so bad. The kraken wakes you with kisses and takes care of you throughout the day, if only you weren't surrounded by this pitch darkness it might even be comfortable.

True yandere end.