/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11645335

and proud of it

>>9080646
Yes, I know, but it is very bothersome.

>>8971109

>>8919983

Let's have a thread dedicated to just how much Japan sucks for a change.

- Committed the most horrible atrocities in human history, including countless cases of torture, rape and experimentation, for which the coming great world power China still hates them (not good)
- The only 'civilized' nation that still hunts intelligent ocean mammals for food
- Endless recession that there seems to be no way out of, now surpassed by Taiwan and only a little above Korea in PPP-adj. GDP/capita
- Most indebted country in the world after Zimbabwe, with 208% of GDP public debt
- Most notable cultural contribution is cartoons where Japanese people draw themselves to look like white people, despite being genetically Chinese people with unusually bad teeth
- Still known for their irrational racism against other Asians
- Exceptionally low Nobel prizes per capita for a developed country, where they place below Guatemala: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Nobel_laureate s_per_capita
- In the Satisfaction with Life Index (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satisfaction_with_Life_Index)), ranked 90th, placing them between Ghana and Yemen
- The country whose people have the least sexual satisfaction in the WORLD, despite producing the weirdest porn: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=aSR3I kilOtTk
- Unsurprisingly, exceptionally high suicide rate. The only question is why all Japanese people haven't committed suicide yet.

>>8578355
Stop using this picture for shitposting purposes ``please''

>>8524705

>walk into kitchen
>ask mom if it's already morning
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please tell me if it is morning already or not"
>"What are you talking about? Are you alright?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"morning already please ohayou touhou jp"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the table
>mom's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the neighborhood, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "MORNING PLEASE ALREADY TOUHOU PLEASE OHAYOU GOMENASAI JP"
>Mother is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>she tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Mother has died from lack of oxygen, her body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

>>8500962

Do redditors even do that?

もう朝ですか？

>>8473893