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>>14376020
Oh dear, how troublesome. It seems there was a malfunction due to so many people trying to get waifus out of the machine at once. Who could have known such a thing would happen?

Now don't worry, your waifus are all totally fine. There's just one little issue. The girls have all been body-swapped. Your waifu is now in the body of the monster the guy above you wanted. Her personality and behaviors are in no way altered by her new body.

What about the first guy, you say? Unfortunately he was a little too close to the machine. His waifu's displaced mind jumped into his body. They share it now, but he alped as a result. They will be the communal cum-dump of any and all responders who said they wanted an Alp, since Alps can't fit through portals.

Now, I understand you may be unsatisfied with this. Never let it be said the Robot Devil doesn't listen to his customers concerns!

If you don't want to keep your waifu as she is, you can choose one or both of the following two methods to resolve the issue:

1) We push your waifu back through the portal and try again. I'm sure it'll work out just fine this time.

2) We put your Waifu into my friend, Dr. Frank Stein's, invention and try to fix things manually. Dr. Stein is a genius, you can trust him.