/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Harken! This is the fate of all Salamanders! Put down your swords and shields, vanquish that armor! Don a sundress and take up the noble knitting needle and the humble watering can.

bulli 'manders.

>>38295013

Hizzle fo sizzle, 'nuff said!

>>34742018
I would prefer a taller (not necessarily too tall) but a hobbit shortstack wife would be fun to molest

>>34025322
If your hobbit wife is shitposting it's really a cry for help. What she actually wants is to be filled with 3/4 sized children just kidding they'll be hobbit daughters

>>32948487
I feel like hobbits would also make avid shitposters despite their laid back attitude
>Hobbit wife pens another letter to a famous monster
>"You will never have a son, you will never look at his face and notice he has your eyes and your husbands hair, you will never take him to sports games and see him grow big and strong, you will never see him marry a nice girl and bring his grandchildren to visit"
>P.S. Just kidding
>Anon doesn't know why she does this but hopes that it doesn't come back to bite them one day

>>30364355
Are gazers called 'beholders' and halflings 'hobbits' in the mge world because copyright law isn't the draconian force it is here?

>>28750197
I want to show a skeptical hobbit shortstack the joys of adventuring!