/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17733323
>>17733370
I play a rousing game of catch the splooge with my Kiki every morning. She sits still on her knees while I jerk off and finally shoot off in a high arc. Once it's in the air she pounces and tries to catch it before it hits the ground. If she catches all of it, she gets to decide what position she gets her reward in, if she fails, she has to lick the floor clean and wear an anal rotor all day.

Pat the maids!
Kiki molestation now!

>>16521730
This is exatcly what little Kikis are for. They dream about getting a chance like this every night.

>>16211953
>>16211947
>"For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality."

>>15923665
She wouldn't be a pocket Kiki anymore! Why would you want a regular boring o'l Kiki? Is it really that important to you that she'd wrap herself around you and whisper sweet words about you being a good Master in your ear?

>Paper due at midnight
>Assigned two weeks ago
>Start at 9 PM
>Finish at 11:55
>Turn it in at exactly 11:59

Why am I allowed to get away with this? Why do I keep doing it? I think I'm mentally ill. I need a kiki to stop this behavior.

Seriously, one look like this and I'd get my shit straight.

https://youtu.be/US-N1u5km3c

>Kiki stares at the spot, high up on the wall, the one she just can't reach
>Every day it eats away at her

>>14594032
No Master, but they have a lucky young Wurm as friend who keeps bumping into clues by accident!

>>14594033
They do! It was passed on to them with the request to live in it together with a suitable Master for them!

>>14515070
Only if you want her to be anon!

She enjoys tight Latex, ropes and various plugs. especially during cleaning.

>>14515077
That is okay anon. To solve that issue she has already entered your home and will simply act like she has known you for for entire life, skipping the introduction!

>>14515100
Certainly, Kiki's know how to share. But it might be needed for their Master to keep them in line.

>>14515109
Carefull anon! If you are too close to her it might might have different desirable results such as pregnancy with triplets!

>>14385243
young kiki with misgivings about her kuso-master who's yet to become a man of value yet.

>>14364077
Even when mad Kiki's can only be cute.
I bet a Kiki raging at her Master can but only incite headpats as she just can't help naturally look cute and adorable while trying to insult her Master.

>>14308412
A good Kiki is the best defence mechanism to prevent a rich little shit from growing up into a faceless fat man.

>>14244481
>>14244503
Kikimora's are cute!
CUTE!

>>13904910
Hey anon. Some people might have a little easier time starting out that others. But in the end talent does not exist.

Now get to writing, you'll get better at it in time.

>>13889630
They're cute.
That's good enough for me.

>>13739157
>>13738764
Alternatively you could reread the previous text and realize that the MC was nearly broke and would likely be ending up on the streets soon enough.

And as was already mentioned, most job offers involve prositution. which he would likely end up in if he landed on the streets. The Kiki's are protecting him from that by encouraging him to work a proper job.

>>13681913
Annoyed by your maid you head out to find something to eat.

It's two hours later that you figure out that it's some shitty Tanuki holiday and that most stores are closed. Wondering why a Tanuki would ever want to celebrate a holiday you enter your home.

You are immediately assaulted by a delicious mouthwatering smell. It looks like your maid felt sorry and decided to bake you a new pie. Looks like she decided to use the strawberries she was growing in her own room to make you a strawberry pie.
It certainly looks delicious. Do you dig in and forgive her anon? Or are you a cruel Master?

>>13681923
You pull the vibrator out and start petting your maid on her head. Hugging one another your maid cries thankfull tears. That is, until you suddenly shove your mandhood inside her, resulting in a squeel.

"You still are a naughty maid, and have to receive some punishment for that pie" you whisper to her, as you start pounding away.

Where she first seemed to be insensitive and dry, was now a sensitive area, accompanied by a torrent of fluids. Your Kiki simply lets it all happen, her head hanging back, her tongue out of her mouth and her eyes rolled back.

Once you dick the maid to your hearts content, and then a little more. You simply scoop the panting girl up and carry her to your room where you spend the rest of the night using her as a daki.

Punishment ending.

>>13665707
MGC Maid Central has added your form to the waiting list. Please be aware that there currently are twenty other forms waiting before you. Your patience is appreciated.

>>13665479
MGC Maid Central wishes you and Leah a Kiki-tastic day.

>>13665563
Praise the Kiki's, as they are olev.

>>13631769
MGC Maid Central recommends against any hostile incursions against our headquarters. Our maids are well trained and our security systems are tight and Wurm resistant.

We in addition have serveral Gazer, Oomukade and Kikimora agents on watch for potential threads. Your threat being an example.

Please do not panic if you hear your windows and doors creak. Your re-education into a butler shall start shortly.

>>13631854
Then why not visit your local maid center and take a look at our catalog? There is gauranteed to be a match for you!

>>13631859
Please be aware that such behavior is destructive to your maids morale and can be considered outright cruel. Please treat your maid with love and respect.

>>13622467
Of course not anon. It is a good idea to invite your little Kiki to eat with you during meals. It's a great way to bond with her! And if you initiate the conversation they can be quite the chatterbox.

>>13622478
You are a fiend and a monster.

>>13589565
Before your maid get's the chance to leave you alone you stop her. A smile forms on your face as you ask her to stay with you and to enjoy the drink she brought for you alongside her Master.

You've never seen a Kikimora turn beet red so quickly. It is an adorable sight as she stutters yes, nearly uncapable of keeping herself from bouncing around the room in happiness.

Thus you enjoyed your hot cocoa together with your cute Kikimora maid and watched the thread together throughout the evening. Your maid close to you the entire time, only to eventually fall asleep against shoulder.

Bringing your maid to your own bed you embrace her as you slowly drift off to sleep, hoping that tommorow will be as good as today.

>>13589579
Your Kiki looks confused at you for a moment, before turning her head around and looking at the snowstorm raging outside. The radio reminding you that the Yuki Ona demonstrations for longer winters and shorter summers were still going on.

As both you and your maid seem to ponder what to do, your maid breaks the silence and asks: "Would you prefer Icecream then Master?"

>>13567811
And thus the Master kicked the cute kiki out of his house, and started looking for a new maid. The cute kiki cried for weeks, always wondering if Master would come back and forgive her. Thankfully an older Kikimora from the local maid center found her in alleyway and took her in, helping her find a new Master to love.

Meanwhile the ex-Master bought himself an enchanted roomba instead, who needs cute maids when you have technology?

Neutral end(?) you decide.

>>13567812
Not minding the cute Kiki's damage you instead prepare an array of so called "shitposts" to throw at your enemies for when the server went up again. Clearly those fags were to inferior to you! and you were going to show it!

The cute Kiki apologizes and leaves the room after trying to use a towel to clean the server. She gives a sign, wondering how she could possibly get her Master to improve his life and give a little more attention to the one that truly cares for him.

Neutral ending.

>>13567821
Your Kiki cries softly as you tell her that she is in deep trouble, bending her over your knee and ready your hand to spank her.

But that spanking never comes as you softly tap her behind, and give her a suprise kiss on her forehead. After telling her what importance she truly holds to you she simply hugs you, only letting go after after you tell her you think you smell something from the kitchen.

The cute Kikimora grows up into a fine maid and beauty to behold. She eventually gets together with her you during a beautiful full moon in the heart of summer.

Happy ending. You are a good Master anon.

>>13567827
Using her mistake as a lesson to learn from, you come up with a better captcha system, making many others happy.

And your Kikimora? She shines everytime she sees you, knowing that every little thing she does helps improve your life.

Happy ending!

>>13567842
Your Kiki is slightly confused, but happily accepts your headpats. Who is she to refuse your love?

>>13540378
Break out into song and dance.

>>13509675
That seems to do the trick! but she still seems a little down after having dissapointed you.

>>13509676
Now the cute Kiki is crying! Saying that she is worthless maid now that Master can't piss on his father's ashes.

>>13509689
>>13509696
The cute Kiki tells you that she wished to suprise you by cooking you breakfast on bed. But from the moment she tried baking you some eggs it all went downhill.

Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling, eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.

>>13509678
Trying to clean around the house yourself the cute Kiki ends up cleaning together with you, chatting about and giving you tips. That seemed to have fixed her mood! Good job anon!

>>13509730
You cruel Master! Now she is in her room crying!