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>> No.20911821 [SPOILER]  [View]
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>>20911814
You can't pay back what you owe with money! Marriage on the other hand...

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>>17952209
Oh yes, I'll teach them how to maximise returns on their deposits. I'll show them how to acquire more liquid assets in exchange for their property and equipment, how to leverage on boyim rich in liquid assets. Hell, I'll even advise them on how to structure their joint ventures and partnerships to increase synergies and optimise revenue streams.

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>>17919061
Oh dear, what a clumsy raccoon. I'd better get her some helpersdaughterus to help her around the house.

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>>17714813
>Rule of Acquisition #057: Never accept a client without taking a deposit.

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>>17571312
That's quite a substantial liability. Perhaps I can come to a...scheme of arrangement with the Nook?

She'll have to take a haircut on the principal sum, but I can guarantee flow of my liquidity into her assets.

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>>16780570
Got to be tanukis.

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>>16678503
Negotiate a contract for the sale of freehold property i.e. you, with restrictive covenants against leasing. Bring along a title deed with her name on it and have it registered at the bank's book of Tanuki weddings.

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>>15432657
I'd love to enter her deep, wet, frightfully lewd abyss.

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>>15129684
On the contrary, you aren't her debtor. Indeed, she intends to arrange suitable repayment for your long-standing and loyal business relationship.

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>>15098530

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