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how do Danuki raise their kids?

>>44954033
Gyoubo Danuki open-secret recipe for controlling the world for dummies:

>ETFs allows fund managers like blackrock to bundle together ideologically compliant companies into 1 diversified investment package regardless of profitability.
>Since bad investments can be mixed with good investments under ETFs, this allows blackrock to take more risk on useless but ideologically compliant products while crushing noncompliant ones.
>Fractional Reserve Banking allows banks to use depositor money to invest in stuff.
>In order to fund the ETFs, blackrock pools together money from banks, insurances and credit card corpos into pumping their ETFs. Other suckers ahem investors then follow their lead.
>Using these ETFs blackrock can fund monopolies, Amazon style, which destroys small businesses.

>>43609259
I never liked tankuis, then you wrote this post. How much are those damn fucking raccoons paying you anon? HOW MUCH?!

>>40421955
Even a shekel coon has to start from somewhere. Not all of them are born into money.

My daughter set up her very first business today!
Mommy and Daddy are very proud!

>>39215122
My danuki wife says reading contracts is for pussys.

>>36722319
>Tanuki not knowing that you can call a dinner a business expense if you discuss business during said dinner
Got to keep those expenses high for deductions anon.

>>35160734
A parade of daknuki street vendors come running with their carts trying to sell you various fried foods and noodles. Don't worry if you don't have money, just sign the note they present you and it's covered.

>>34890430
In order to solve those issues, you need to rob someone. Since your evil levels are low, here is starter challenge for you

Remember anon, if she offers you a special discount, don't take it, regardless of how cute she may be.

The Danuki next door is selling lemonade! Will you stop by for a glass?

>>34178581
I don't believe Danukis are quite that cruel to want their husband mutilated. It's one thing to make him financially dependent on her, its another to want a tip on top of it.

>>33927382
Ask her for a small loan.

>>32478473
Hey just as a reminder. Monstergirls, or more especially, the Monstergirls and the metaphysical rules and logic of Monstergirl Encyclopedia would absolutely destroy and ruin economies.

Why? Look at the MGE monstergirls' nigh infinite production capabilities fueled by both magic and literally the power of love which is such a positive feedback loop that produces infinite energy basically. Also monstergirls don't seem to put too much value in money either, yet with the capabilities and infinite production abilities if monstergirls and the metaphysical rules of MGE. They can outgrow, outcompete every single business and economy of our world all while they can sell super cheap and make a thousand times more profits than everyone else and eventually buy everything out.

Does this still make you Love and adore monstergirls? Are you comfortable with this?

>>31515857
I guess I can provide her some start up capital for a lemonade stand.

>>28574541
>>28574695
Many thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild. Have a good one.

Are you going to help her take down her lemonade stand now that summers over

You did buy enough of her lemonade this summer right?

summer is almost over it's your last chance to buy her lemonade

you did buy her lemonade right?

During this hot summon support lemonade stands

Summer means little boys and girls setting up lemonade stands are you gonna buy her freshly made lemonade with real sugar

You will buy her lemonade right?

>>23584133
The Tanuki are our greatest ally!