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Give me dragons or give me death

>>22763646
I kinda like that one comic (with furries) where the (human) knight goes to slay the dragon only for the dragon to be overly friendly with the dude and then he realizes he can't kill it. I also liked how it realistically made sleeping on a treasure horde super uncomfortable.

So how about dragon kidnaps princess because her dad the king is a dick that stole her mother's macguffin. Anon the valiant knight (who is as clumsy as he is brave) goes to save the princess. He goes in for the attack only to trip. Dragon throws him off the mountain. But anon, (who is as persistent as he is stupid) climbs back up to do battle again. He gets his ass kicked once more thrown off the mountain repeat repeat etc. Eventually the dragon takes pity on anon and decides to see if she can turn the knight against the king by training him to be a better warrior, and seducing him with the princess. Eventually anon helps fight off a bunch of dudes and dragon realizes that she'd prefer anon over the macguffin and gives him the ol spicy slim jim. They hvae babies the end. The princess gets the dick too. the end x2

Or if you're gay you could pull a shrek and make ur princess get monsterized into a dragon and send anon to go put her out of her misery with his dick.

>>17924031
Stuff like this you mean?

Where would you spend your honeymoon?

>>13726655
Truest waifu, reporting in.

>>13481388
>Best waifu
We would have a word with thee.

>>12622027