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No matter how tough, strong, or haughty a monster is remember that she is capable of being impregnated and carrying milk in her breasts. That is all
>>35602824
Exactly

>>35205079
Bonus points if you carry the vamp over one shoulder and slap her ass when she talks too much

>>34570777
You have me confused with someone else. I'm talking about pic related, not would xy Warhammer army beat the Order. Don't respond to my posts again fagboy

>>33494977
>TWWII
I'll stretch it a bit. I had a dumb idea for a game where you would play as mgeifyed blood dragon and duel other monsterized Warhammer champions and human men with demon silver. Including a make your own vampire screen with thigh and titty sliders.
>Dark elf dreadlady
>High elf dragon princess
>Norscan marauder champion(female)
>Orc gal boss
Maybe an option to rape one of the men in the game as an endgame option. If it were character customizable that works for mge because having a different character would allow you to replay the choices without multiple men seeming strange. Maybe even an unlockable choice to replay as one of the enemies with the same character customization and rape options

Bleh!

>>32334733
Challenging CC mamano warriors and winning!

>>31960870
It's easy for the evil overlord to get annoyed because adventurers break in every day but remember for them confronting you may well be the height of their career. Dress up in terrifyingly ornate armour and become disgustingly strong so you can give adventurers the real experience
>>31964088
Also do what this guy says and give your underlings free pick of the adventurers you defeat

>>27710318
>>Vampire knight housewife can't make friends with the other housewives
All she needs is a social hobby to get to know the other housewives in the neighbourhood. Something like joining a book club or taking a mamano-oriented lesson in ballroom dancing
>Final dance lesson requires bringing a partner to show what they've learned
>Vampire knight wife bashful because she has to wear a fancy dress and dance with her husband
>The unmarried dance students have to find their own partners but they make do

>>25533909
>Old but in a cute way
>Can protect but still relies on you for blood
>Honourable and courageous
>Willing to settle or travel with you
>Cool armour and magic
Yes. Martial vampires are very underrated. I would love to wife one

>>24244806
What about blood knight vampires? How do they drink?