/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43431762
Miss Anubis would be up for giving you walkies. Why you gotta make it weird, tho?

>>43170634
Need to pair that image up with a !!-wan.

>>43069946
Anubis-chan's autism was heat-cured in the desert sands for over a hundred years, and she will rule you with a fluffy fist.
She even got you a wedding ring to wear... around your neck.

>>43038220
> Schedule dog accidentally schedules her love interest right into marriage with a local holstaur.
> Third time it's happened.
> She's either really good at love or really terrible at it.
> She just can't tell anymore.

>>39161020
Doggos.
Mans bestfriend is the horny organised loli-Sandwan who rides you all night, then organises a strict schedule of a variety of servantgirls to keep her Prince pleasantly occupied while she runs her scatter-brained Boss' kingdom all day until she can finally come home for some much-needed stress relief and snuggling.

>>38550633
Hatshepsut is one of our most efficient graduates able to balance a budget, file your taxes, draw up expnasion plans for your house (even if they all come out triangular) all in the space of a afternoon. She will get your life down to a perfect schedule in no time, every moment and every ml of jizz wringed out daily

Licking anubis
Kissing anubis
Worship anubis

Romance and force sex with schedule dogs!

Cute girl

>>19736220
No, I nabbed it from another board.

I wish Lutherniel would return to making MGE art.

>>19064871
Well that Anubutt is going to have to save face somehow, and that probably means her cursing you! Of course, she'd have to take responsibility after that, meaning she'd drag you off to her place, tail wagging hard as she blushes madly.

>>19064875
Careful anon, doing that might land you with a job as that Anubis' personal paw groomer, massager, and footstool.

>>18564237
You know it mate.

What proto-Maledom stories are there in the Writefag list that don't end up "Vengeance: Monster Inside" style?

It doesn't even have to be maledoma t all, just something where the guy doesn't get Mindbroken by the V, and such.

>>16574883
It's not only a sign of possession, but also of trust, dedication, and faithfulness. I'd happily wear one for my waifu, since I am hers an she is mine!

Ok, real talk, what's /jp/ or /mgg/ board like when only MGs post?

I want to be owned by an Anubis!

>>16363822
Not lewd.
Just the natural order of things.

>>16363842
You can ask your wife to do that, but not your dog. Dogs are not for that.

What are you getting your waifu for Christmas?

>>16161202
I'm not arguing. Especially ones with a light touch of abs. Like the one you posted. I want to sniff her sweaty spats.

>>15767368
I hope they only steal the clean pairs, no one could be that depraved to steal a man's used unmentionables

>>15108933
>How could I possibly apply the study of the realm of the dead in modern world technology or civil construction
"Ah but you are wrong about that anon. Remember when I said that one of the origins of necromancy was learning from the dead? While you humans may have gotten more sophisticated instruments for detecting structural weaknesses, hidden underground anomalies, or calculation errors, the dead have great knowledge and secrets of their own! Oh, and necromancy only really works on enchanting dead flesh or commanding dead souls. Not really useful in medicine, I'd ask a unicorn more about that.
Oh, and uh...zombies and skeletons do it for free."

>>15019088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRbT8s-irLI