/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>watching Mamono Wrestling television in my living room
>suddenly the lights flicker and I hear some scratching on the wall
>see a pale figure out of the corner of my eye in the darkness of the hallway
>hear a voice moan or whisper out
>"..............s....................eee.............eee..................eee......x........"
>nuh uh
>not having any of that
>not in THIS house
>get up and walk into the bedroom
>move the bed away from the wall
>immediately punch a hole through it with my fist and pulverize the whole thing, ripping down the boards
>see black skeletal remains hidden behind
>dunno how I guessed right it being there in specific on the first try
>grab them up and take them outside to the backyard and throw them into my fire pit, douse them with gasoline and then set them on fire
>the ethereal, opaque shade of a helpless ghost girl sizzles out from the pile crying "nooooohoooooo~oo~ooo~oooo I just wanted a husbaaaanddnnn......"
>spirit gets banished back to the underworld where it belongs, never to return
>never to wed, never to yank the blanket off of me as a prank or try grabbing my dick
>go back inside and continue watching wrestling

Is it possible to impregnate a ghost?

Wisps and phantoms are fine and all, but vanilla ghosts need love too!

>>18486497
>Ghost pussy is even less stimulating than your own hand.
Only someone who's never tried it would say that.

>>16969502
I swear I have different tastes every night. I actually like if she'd be able to shift it around and mix it up pending the day and night. I'm down for trying anything as long as she's happy.

>>16013748
>In the Undead Kingdoms, they are regarded as nobility.
Expected.
>In addition, Ghosts that obtain a lot of their husband's semen and continuously store up spirit energy, may also evolve into Phantoms.
Now it's nice to see that Ghosts are now blessed with an evolution.

Can Ghosts produce ectoplasmic milk?

>>15449679
I'd like to know as well.

>>15267578
Anything with a Victorian theme.

What do Ghosts feel like?

Better post the two others while i'm at it
Fat ghost butt