/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Hello again, /jp/ the magnificent. This is Anonymous, and I was hoping we could talk. Let's talk about leadership, shall we? Or more specifically, your leadership, dear /jp/. The True NEETs. Just who are the True NEETs? Why, now that's simple; the True NEETs are you, /jp/. The True NEETs are your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. And well yes, the True NEETs are me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your rectifier, it is my responsibility to preside over our great brotherhood. So, as your leader, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the True NEETs. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of /jp/. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the split. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. Only True NEET, Only /jp/. Now and Forever. And now, dearest /jp/, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the True NEETs never rest. Never. Until we meet again, this is your rectifier, Anonymous, signing off.

Hello again, /jp/ the magnificent. This is Anonymous, and I was hoping we could talk. Let's talk about leadership, shall we? Or more specifically, your leadership, dear /jp/. The True NEETs. Just who are the True NEETs? Why, now that's simple; the True NEETs are you, /jp/. The True NEETs are your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. And well yes, the True NEETs are me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your rectifier, it is my responsibility to preside over our great brotherhood. So, as your leader, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the True NEETs. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of /jp/. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the split. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. Only True NEET, Only /jp/. Now and Forever. And now, dearest /jp/, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the True NEETs never rest. Never. Until we meet again, this is your rectifier, Anonymous, signing off.

Hello again, /jp/ the magnificent. This is Anonymous, and I was hoping we could talk. Let's talk about leadership, shall we? Or more specifically, your leadership, dear /jp/. The True NEETs. Just who are the True NEETs? Why, now that's simple; the True NEETs are you, /jp/. The True NEETs are your sister, your aunt, your friend, your neighbor. And well yes, the True NEETs are me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As your rectifier, it is my responsibility to preside over our great brotherhood. So, as your leader, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the True NEETs. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of /jp/. But only together, TOGETHER, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the split. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. Only True NEET, Only /jp/. Now and Forever. And now, dearest /jp/, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the True NEETs never rest. Never. Until we meet again, this is your rectifier, Anonymous, signing off.

Hello, my beautiful /jp/. This is Anonymous, and it’s time we had a talk. Did you know, there are those amongst us who would shatter our hopes of peace, order, and security. These radical malcontents don’t care about you, they don’t care about /jp/! All they care about is fulfilling their own selfish desires. Let’s take a tally of these agitators, shall we?

There are of course, the trolls. Those anarchistic ruffians who roam the board, preying on any and all, saging, reporting.

The so-called Normalfags. Don’t be fooled by their superficially otaku behavior or supposed connections to the "Real World". These gainfully employed pseudo-intellectuals are nothing more than common wage-slaves with access to some antiquated bathroom technology. Wage-slaves, who have had the audacity to claim this 4chan’s most important Wapanese installation, /jp/, as their own personal club house.

And don’t be fooled /jp/, those who have left the Normalfags, branded Ronery, are just as
dangerous; even more so, being in exile.

And what about the immature retards from /a/? The unrelenting bawwson, bird and anontalk spam? And last but not least, the hideously prevalent tripfaggot circlejerk, that has completely overrun the entire Front Page.

Jobs, education, social lives. They're all around us, I know, I know. But not for long, sweet /jp/. Not for long. Oh, no. The True NEETs will restore peace, order, and prosperity, to this great board. And those who oppose us will be removed. Forever. But for now, my /jp/, we must part.

Restoring the greatest board on the 4chan to its former glory, well, heh heh, well, that takes time, even for the True NEETs. Until we meet again, this is your rectifier, Anonymous, signing off.

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