/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22641138
Would wight give me a handjob under the table with her big hand if i ask her on our first date?

>>21766558
Around 135cm, I guess.

>>21194402
I don't like them.

>>20613405
>Soul Fist!

Or

>Draining Touch of Ecstasy

I want a Wight Mistress to trample on my manhood! I want her to show me how much of a pathetic servant I am! I want her to trample me with her shoes since I'm not good enough to have the bare foot! I want her to make me worship her feet!

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>>16238497
Sounds perfect.

Hello there, human. I'm so sorry to hear about your recent termination, but I do bring great news.

My company is very interested in hiring you, effective immediately. We're an "escort" service that supplies handy men like you to, how should I put this, clients in need of your "expert touch". Here in the kingdom, where night is eternal, we are a very profitable business.

However, your duties won't be as an escort, but as my personal secretary. You will help organize my documents, make appointments, keep financial records, hold my hand, give me massages, bathe me, and handle my "delicate matters".

Your pay is entirely commission-based. The more you work, the greater the reward.

Of course, I know for a fact that you will not refuse my offer. I have made connections with every company within a five-hundred kilometer radius of your home, and have given each and every one of them a very strong argument to not hire you while I'm operating here.

Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.The choice is yours.

>>15832964
Short-haired musclegirl Wight with tattered armor.

Ohohoho! I will take ALL the spoons from that skanky Vampire's dinner party!

>>14237752
Does this look shriveled to you? I mean I wouldn't mind even more health around the thighs, but it's nowhere near "shriveled".

>>13433482
>Bum-bata-bum-bata-bum!
>>13433483
I want a Dark Elf to do that to me.

>>13273372
It clearly says the personality changes. But more importantly. Dat Wight ass is like the holy grail man. Or the japanese emperor hidden behind a mere paper wall. You know it's there. You know it's great. Look at the curve of her thighs, look at how thin her waist is compared to dose hips. You just KNOW her ass is big, and round, and enough to sink your hands into, and upside-down heart shaped.

>>13273382
If there's a change, there is a change. The personalities may be simmilar, but it's a change none the less. If any thing changes, it's a change to her personality, her personality has changed. A wise man once said that if you replace that working parts you get a different machine. What drives the girls after this change is sex. They are different machines. Sex machines. Just because vestiges of their old personality remains doesn't mean that their personality hasn't changed. They may be the same people, but the personalities aren't the same.

>>13156469

> Come down stairs one morning, find your Wight wife sitting on the couch, reading a book.
> Tell her you had an idea during the night, that you want to help contribute to the money supply, and that you don't want her doing all the work.
> But you don't really have any skills or anything, so you were thinking about joining the army, and heading out to the enlistment center today.
> Just the day before she had seen Saving Private Ryan for the first time. She quickly covers up the look of fear that crosses over her face.
> She slowly puts the book down, and gets to her feet, offering to give you a hug before you head out. You walk into her outstretched arms, her red eyes hard to read for some reason.
> When she wraps around you, you see her eyes start to glow, as you get hit by that patented Wight Instant Energy Drain.
> Get hit with the pleasure of 7 orgasms at once, and instantly pass out in her arms.

> Wake up from your involuntary, but deeply restful sleep.
> Realize that you are now on your bed, arms tied to the bed post. A bit of movement from the end of the bed catches your eyes.
> Two puppets slowly raise from from the end off the bed, the arms controlling them just visible.
> They look suspiciously like you and your wife. The wife-puppet clears its voice, and begins to speak to the you-puppet.

Would it hurt your feelings if the undead jocks and their girlfriends didn't invite you to their parties because you're a breather?

>>12899821
>"Anon~! Help me~!"
"This is the fifth time you've fallen on this run. Remember what I said earlier."
>"About what?"
"...Pizza, french fry?"
>"I'm trying, but it's so difficult."
"How is it difficult to move your legs?"
>"I'm dead, Anon, I can't very well feel my legs when it's cold."
"...I see."
>"Why could we not go sleigh riding instead?"
"Because you were the one who insisted on trying the "primitive sport of sliding down mountains on sticks," as you put it."

Would you a wight onee-san?
come off it we know you would. But would you be willing to inevitably take responsibility?

>>12390966
This is a button nose, but those giant-ass nostrils are clearly indicative of a gorilla's nose. What are you even debating this? KC's yeti is far superior.

>>12363810
>I don't love the undead
Hmph. Enjoy being regular-dead! No Wight-thighs for you!

>>12338660
There's a difference between resurrection and necromancy. The latter results in undeath, which is arguably superior to life.