/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46390579
the best of hours
>>46390591
>Going to introduce a vampire to the joys of bowling
>everyone just dressed casually like any other bowling place
>meanwhile theres a fancy-dressed vampire there too

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>>44263115
>They added soul to the thread.
Rude

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>>43356887
It's one of the reasons I like zombie. You're meant to save her and make her happy. The story of how you both met while she was hung from a tree will be a great one to tell once she wights.

>>42619139
>dead (inside)
>lonely
>no energy
Id just hug her crying and we'd both kiss and fuck in lotus position. Zombies are great

>>42403124
Discussion about them is rare, and almost always ends with turning them into wights

>Go to the zombie cave
>There are no zombies left
>All the adventurers before me took them
>All that’s left is the haughty, bitchy wight boss that insists she’s a big deal
>Despite living in a damp, dirty cave and being only level 10

How would mamono react to a man that has had no romantic or sexual experience or even any friends?

>>40272102
nah, if anything they will be happy you are giving them a loving home
why else would they wander the streets if not to be taken home?

>>40152266
would you really do that? leave them cold and alone on the streets with no husband to call their own?

>It’s a crime to just take a zombie off the cold streets and give her a home and love her conditionally
This is what “higher” undead are trying to push so they don’t get mogged by the cuter and more approachable zombies

dead...

>>39310078
>sometimes loses sight of you and gets sad
>you can never take the sad groans she makes so you get closer and get her to notice you
>she always makes a happy noise when she "finds" you and gets back into stalking mode
>even though your staring right at her 4 feet away

>be sad, lonely and bored
>on a whim start talking to a pair zombies
>not like they can understand you anyway
>go home
>they follow you
>might as well take them in
>"try" to get them to play games with you
>still talk to them even if it's largely fruitless
>the only people you talk to are your zombies that you pretend are your friends
>but at least you are not lonely anymore

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>>38429781
>they just keep getting stronger
how are they doing this? surely the other undead would vote for more complex candidates, where are they getting all the votes?

A lone zombie is not very dangerous, right?

>>36520111
I made mine

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