/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33705891
>>33706087
>>33706092
"Casual mobile game".

This is very difficult to use to describe Kantai Collection while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard.

"Casual", you say, while grinning like Voltaire did. "Casual", it is its description. But then, thinking of "casual", you think about all the players who fell into despair trying and failing to clear the penultimate map of Ironbottom Sound. You think about all those who failed to clear 2nd SN even with hardcap resources. You think about the Tei difficulty level which was added because Hei was still too hard and how many of them still struggled to clear events despite a new lowest difficulty level.

But then, the funniest is coming: "mobile". Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. "Mobile", it is called despite the fact that this "mobile" spreadsheet simulator literally banned people for playing on mobile devices for four years before finally adding an Android port, an app so user-unfriendly and unintuitive that the majority of players refused to touch it. A nightmare to play anywhere other than on PC, yes, but still being called "mobile".

And now, here is the end of the fun: "game". Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. A "game", a spreadsheet simulator made of dozens of pure RNG mechanics, all determined by a roll of the dice, giving either success or failure with a single click, full of hope or despair. A "game" which will stay as one with no gameplay other than RNG, while the great developers of actual games will create fun gameplay for all around the world.

>casual
>mobile
>game

>>28065832
>Shiny
>Smily
>Story

>>22253949
>>22253954
>Deep
>Sea
>Fleet

>>21585619
>friendly
>neighborhood
>gunbros

>>16368042
>fine
>young
>lady