/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30620866
>watching

>>21567741
>>21567753

Peasants, it's actually "abruptly my eyes before a grill be stooden" no go read more and do your reps you plebeians

I dont know who matt is

>>13822694
>and a sampling of my sister's deep fried cookie dough
...if you know what I mean.

>>12250708

>wont

>>11947697
>playing nukige

>>11919829
>/jp/
>the epitome of anything

>Slowly, though, I began to realize that Joshyan wasn’t proficient in English and, to some extent, Japanese either.

>at work
>drank coffee for the first time that morning
>drank three cups to make sure it worked
>suddenly my stomach feels like someone has filled it with dirt and is trying to make a balloon animal with it
>literally feel the shit straining against my rectum, as if it was possessed by some sort of demon and wanted freedom from its thousand year prison
>have to walk all the way down the hall with my ass and thighs clenched tightly
>by the time i get to the bathroom, i'm sweating profusely and grunting loudly with every step
>go to the nearest stall
>notice there is someone in the stall next to it, but idgaf
>yank down shorts and attempt to slam my ass on to the toilet seat
>ass slips off due to the sickness caused by my ass sweat
>fall off, one of my arms goes into the toilet, my ass slips under the stall divider
>i can't control it
>shit actually explodes out of my ass, covering the entire stall
>it's occupant starts screaming
>I start screaming in return, but I can't fucking stop
>goes on for about half a minute, shit erupting from my ass forcefully the entire time
>finally it dies down, ass still sputtering and oozing a bit
>person rushes out of the stall, almost slips on the shit, then dashes out of the bathroom
>lie on the ground for five or ten minutes, just trying to recover
>finally, get up and look in the stall to inspect the damage
>it is completely lined with shit, you can even make out the outline of the previous occupant against the wall
>there is a huge gooey pile where my ass was sticking through, probably weighed at least five pounds
>wipe my ass as fast as i can, still takes a long time
>terrified someone would walk in at any moment