/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/// KITSUNE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS ///

>>18763851
This better?

>>16407993
In a situation like this, having a plan makes all the difference between being raped and keeping your virginity intact another day.

First assess your surroundings. Do you have a panic shelter that will let you weather the storm of chocolates and confessions? Are you ready to leave it all behind and escape with your bug out bag, knowing full well that you might return to a camp of avid suitors wearing your clothes and eating your canned pineapple on the notorious White Day?

If you plan to escape by foot or by car, do you have bug out location in mind? If you don't have a cabin in the woods protected by a 12ft high anti-hellhound fence and stocked with enough preserved food, bottled water and dirty magazines to last you 6 months, your best option might be to hide in plain site and head to a motel full of couples working out their Valentines' Day passion.

Remember, stay cool, stick to the plan and never accept chocolates from a dragon.

>>16397925
Wolfus of course, they're natures most proficient hunters after all!

>>16365942

>>16343067
I want to chat with that one on the right.

She looks pretty happy after all.

>>16265125
They'll be fine, you baby