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From there, things got worse. The soft thing shifted. My vision began to come back together, and I saw Hearn's eyes open. Ah, I thought. I appear to have my head on her chest. I saw her eyes widen. I could already feel what was about to happen, so I just put my arms over my head and braced myself. Hearn, it seemed, didn't want to disappoint, because she screamed at an extremely high pitch that made me wish I'd covered my ears instead, then struck out with her arm and slapped me clear from the bed. This part, I decided, made it worth covering my head. Especially when I crashed into the wall for the third time in the space of about ten minutes. What happened next was the more surprising bit. I'd assumed that, given every previous meeting I'd had with her, Hearn would remain composed and aloof even in a situation like this. "Wh-What are you doing here!?" She cried. "I-In my bed?" She was stammering now. I mean, I'd expected that perhaps she'd be slightly rattled by the events, but she was surpassing my expectations. "H-How's you even get here!?" She threw herself out of bed and, even though she was clothed, threw one arm over her chest and another over her crotch. I staggered up, holding my sore head and whining in pain.


"Ooh..." Yamame groaned, so I stumbled over and lifted her up so we could at least commiserate our pain together. "I don't wanna play anymore..."

"You're here too...?" Hearn stammered. "But I - But....You, but..." She looked between us. Then, she got a look in her eye that I thought might mean that she'd made up her mind about the events that had led us there. That made sense. She would probably know her own gaps better than- "You were trying to m-molest me!" She accused, pointing a finger at me. "And you were helping him!" She moved the finger to Yamame. There were tears in the corners of her eyes which were already threatening to turn into full streams. We looked at each other, then back at her blankly. "I- Um, I mean, I-I'm flattered, b-but..." Well, now I just felt horrified. "I-If you, um, l-like me, you should have said something!" That, I decided, was a bridge too far, so, with a hand pressed against my head, I tried to tell Hearn that we hadn't, in fact, come to try and molest her. "H-Huh? Really?" To my horror, while there was a lot of relief in her face, I could also make out more than a fair bit of disappointment, which was only slightly horrifying. "But - My bed, you - My chest, and I - And-" She was back to the stammering, her hands waving around aimlessly. Personally, I thought that leaping off the balcony and driving my head first into the ground sounded like an attractive possibility right now. It wasn't like anything could get - Wait, why was she... "S-So, um, how have you two been doing?" Oh, that was it. Headfirst. Out of the balcony. Or straight into the first sharp object I found. She'd just undone a button of her nightwear. "I, er, wasn't expecting you to drop in on me like this. I would have...prepared." There was definitely a suggestive sort of eyebrow raise there.

"Is this real life?" Yamame muttered to me. I turned to look at her and I could see my own pleads for mercy reflected in her eyes. "I think I'm having a panic attack." Me too, I replied, clutching Kagerou's hood to my chest like it would protect me from Hearn's suggestive looks.

"Ahem!" Hearn called our attention back. It seemed like she was beginning to get herself together, which was a small mercy. "How exactly did you end up here? A lodge in Turku, Finland isn't exactly close to the border of Gensokyo - In Japan." The comparison meant nothing to me and it didn't look like it meant much to Yamame either. "S-So, did you come all this way...For me...?" There was still some hope in her gaze, so I shook my head very emphatically. We'd fallen through a gap. "Through...? How did that...?" Hearn looked between us, then took in a breath. "Let's just..." She walked toward the wardrobe that I hadn't noticed in the room since my attention had been rather occupied, and then drew out a large. fluffy looking robe, which she pulled on and tied so that it hung open just enough to leave her cleavage visible. I sighed and wondered if Reimu had to deal with these sorts of things from her too. "Come along. And keep your hands to yourself." She walked to the door beckoning us to follow. "Well...Unless you simply cannot resist..." I turned to Yamame, who rolled her eyes at me. I wondered when the last time Hearn had tried to flirt with someone who she hadn't kidnapped was.

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>>43596080
If Yukari is too autistic to make friends how could she possibly find a husband?

>>35115197
You will have to ask my wife

>>35089668
Why would you say such a thing?

how hard is lunatic yukari compared to hard yukari? i can comfily farm hard yukari now (even if she evades twice) so i was wondering how much of a bump it is. all i know is that she has an extra barrier and i think a bit over twice her health on hard mode.

>>34642134
Awawawa.