/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be me
>Walked in on touhous masturbating dozens of times by now
>Always get a hate mark if I try anything
>Nothing good ever comes out of trying anything but walking away
>Ever
>About to stop playing
>Decide to visit Eiki
>She's masturbating
>Eiki of all people definitely won't let me do anything
>"Fuck it, gonna close the game after this anyway"
>Walk in boldly out of curiosity of what she will do
>First kiss taken
>Virginity taken
>Fertilized
What the fuck

>>44796963
>The chinese Lily W
What the fuck.

>>43383566
Riiiiiight anon, it sure could...

>>38377953
She's been moved to IT to answer support tickets and take dumb troubleshooting calls.

>>36639228
Huh?
I thought he was trying to kick me out of here for being around his age a moment ago.
I think whatever's bothering you is lying in bed, and the difference between us is I'm happily gay.

Touhou is a fun game.

>>33792421
Nah. Kill yourself out of /jp/ along with him.

Anything interesting I missed in Amelia's stream so far? Didn't even fucking know she was streaming, I was busy playing shitty video games.

What's an interesting game you actually want to see the girls play? Seems like they'll struggle to play anything they actually want to play.

So what happened with Marine and Shion's lesbian extravaganza yesterday? Did they actually die or did they eventually get up? Did Korone confirm anything outside of both of them being dead? I actually ended up sleeping before that FBK stream where she was basically roasting the both of them was over.

>>25407323
A Nene without her buns is like seeing a dog you see all the time without its collar.

Watame in the sheep pen casually clipping their wool is a really weird sight. She's with her people.

>>20042315
Koakuma kunny shitpost

>>17831551
Why are you so fucking gay?

>>16854494
>Compared to Byakuren, Miko is an excellent, almost impeccable public figure and politician.
It's because of Byakuren Practices Mahayana Buddhism. If she had studied Theravada Buddhism -the true Buddhism- she wouldn't have had those problems.

do you collect pixiv ugoiras, /jp/?

if so, have any organization method you prefer? did you meddle with pixiv's open source player? or do you convert them to webm?

>>16573091
why are you quoting

Is there an english explanation how to set up a parselli account?

My limited japanese knowledge isn't really useful ...

>>16480554

>They said the movie was the end to her story.

They said a lot of things. All of it was bullshit.

>>15709772
Excuse me but, who the fuck are you quoting?

>>15411045
Didn't the entire gaming movements swift from handhelds to mobile shit?

There are more collect the battle waifu - apps than stars in the sky.

My information is probably old and unreliable, but the amount of doujin developers shrinked about 50% while the amount of app developers exploded by 900% in the last 5 years.

And don't forget all the people who jumped over to other fandoms.

>>15277279
Sunk like a destroyer in Pearl Harbor.

>>15076747
>Every other character wears bloomers
It's old Japan. If characters wear underwear at all, it's a fundoshi. Marisa is the exception as she is a westaboo (unlike Patchy who is a weeb).
Sanae probably has whatever the average modern Japanese girl wears.
Alice probably makes her own clothes.

>matched with worst 2hu